Things you guys NEED to know....

I always shower or bathe immediately before leaving to see a provider. If taking a shower upon arrival at an incall would make the provider more comfortable, I'm all for it. I hope to be able to visit with you soon Daphne the next time I am in Dallas.

Google "Wash your ass crack" and see how many forums on the subject come up. Originally Posted by EROS725

No.

I can't wait for the review.

Must have been a big guy...with multiple butt cracks. He probably cleaned cracks 1 and 2 but it's always number three that gets you.

Daphne,

That's some funny shit!!

Knowing there are dudes out there like that,

will never look at a non-white comforter the same way again......

If they are members here, post up their usernames. I bet once you do that, from them on, they will wash their nasty asses.

Sad that a grown man would need to be schooled about basic hygiene
by a young lady.

I wonder what type of barn it was they were raised in.

TFF!

I read the title and was gonna add, "wash you ass" but that was what the thread was about!

Sadly, some guys are clueless and have no respect for themselves or their whores.

I choose to shower either before or at an incall if I have had to use the toilet since my last shower. No way I would show up at a woman's place to get laid without being fresh and groomed.

These are the guys that must get the low end of YMMV and write a lot of "no" on the recommendation line of their reviews.

Sad that a grown man would need to be schooled about basic hygiene
by a young lady.

I wonder what type of barn it was they were raised in. Originally Posted by bojulay

A shitty barn bojulay, a shitty barn......

Probably from your home town bro!

If the name of the town was called The Litter Box...

That means ppl are free to shit everywhere...

Hey Daphne!!!



Dude was probably just home sick girl!

A shitty barn bojulay, a shitty barn......

Probably from your home town bro!

If the name of the town was called The Litter Box...

That means ppl are free to shit everywhere...

Hey Daphne!!!



Dude was probably just home sick girl! Originally Posted by muffin101

My litter box always has fresh towels, soap, hot/cold running water,
and a toilet with a bidet.

Why is Dallas so Racist?? lol

Let the comforter alone ... how embarrassing/ nasty the poop smell and taste if you have the boys licked
Thats why I always shower before a session and try to use damp wipes to clean properly after a pit stop ...

Sorry this kind of crap happens. Literally! I would definately institute a pre-session shower policy now. Gross! Originally Posted by TrailBlazer

Amen to that!
This is the reason I don't do appointments under an hour. I would definitely recommend this as well, especially if you're not high volume.

The moment I'd hear 'I'm good.' or 'I don't have time,' the appointment would be over.

My litter box always has fresh towels, soap, hot/cold running water,
and a toilet with a bidet.

Why is Dallas so Racist?? lol Originally Posted by bojulay

No cross threading!! Bad Kitty!! bojulay!!

This is Daphne's thread!!

WK's again...

Same here! I also make it a point not to eat Chili or Jalapeno based foods within 24hrs of meeting with a provider also.

I always shower or bathe immediately before leaving to see a provider. If taking a shower upon arrival at an incall would make the provider more comfortable, I'm all for it. I hope to be able to visit with you soon Daphne the next time I am in Dallas. Originally Posted by tdl

He probably thought he was doing the right thing by wiping his ass real good, he just did it with her bedding.

Daphne has definitely established herself as a provider I will never see. Many occupations deal with much worse conditions for much less than 3 bills an hour. How about being a professional and offering a shower with the appropriate products and linens before and after your sessions to your clients? Geez...