Average Penis Size!

many of the men I have met that are hung like a walrus dick Originally Posted by tntangie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus
I have heard jokes about a walrus having the largest penis around but dang: "... The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (25 in) in length, the largest of any land mammal, both in absolute size and relative to body size."
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What I will never understand is my junior will vary in size both at rest and at attention. Some days I feel like a stud, others, I would be embarrassed to be seen in the 7th grade shower.

So even my "average" may or may not be depending on the day.

I tend to think of average as one inch shorter than whatever size my dick is at any given moment.

Unless of course my dick is erect. Then average is an inch-and-a-half shorter!!

I know from experience...I have always guessed a guy to be larger than he is. By a few inches at least. I think I get "dickombobulated" or something when I see a pretty penis.

So if you want a few more inches...just show it to me and ask me how big it is.

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Ms. Foster, if you're nasty......... Originally Posted by Reese Foster

reese foster - they dont call her Ms. Foster for nothing!!!

My dick is far from being huge but a couple of things,
1. If a lady did not like it, I have never been told so.
2. It's big enough to get the SO pregnant
3. When I make love I feel the inside of the lady and she feels me inside her
4. If a lady has it in her mouth she can not hollow get it out.
5. There's nothing I can do about the size of it
6. If the lady don't like the size of it, it is time to find a lady that will like it.
Average only and if I'm cold a lot smaller

As long as it's big enough to slap on my face a few times!

Mmmmm

As long as it's big enough to slap on my face a few times!

Mmmmm Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

HA HA HA HA HA!


Right?


I thought it was so funny that the recorded South Park I watched last night was all about Penis Size and even had all the different ways to measure to get your TMI.

OMG - I love that show.

I have always been told the biggest dick the provider I am with has ever seen is the one right in front of her. :-) Makes me feel bad for the rest of you guys :-)

You ain't gonna get me to lie about my size....
I must be the littlest dick in here. And for the guy Lana spoke with, size won't matter with most providers. They will show you a good time for your money and not laugh in your presence. Most of the ladies are professional and pretend to love a penis no matter.

I am intimidated by a few providers who can handle a penis the size of a walrus though. I don't want to break the trend of no laughing at my little guy! I used to read the reviews to see who SP had seen and wait a few days to allow the lady to return to a tighter form.

I consider myself totally average, whatever that is, but I have never had any complaints about size or action. Of course, maybe the ladies are just too, too polite!

I'm below average, but I'm a great fuck* Who wants some of this


* Defined as one that shows up on time with a gift tailored to wants of the lovely lady, makes the donation within the first five minutes of the meeting, finishes up 20 minutes prior to the time limit, and leaves a generous tip upon leaving the establishment.

I've read that the average size is around 5 and 3/4 inches.

http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatom...rage_penis.htm
Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Hmm, maybe this explains the lack of trips to greece. Measure +/- 6 inches girth.

Any takers?

Mine is huuuge....and beautiful!!


Seriously, the funny thing is, my personal measurements are useless. Reason being is because I could NEVER get myself to 'maximum capacity' the way a provider can. I ALWAYS look bigger when I'm getting it on with a provider, or woman in general. And it's not because her hands are smaller. I don't have particularly big hands for a guy. By myself, I could be HARD, but the blood may not always be 'distributed' in the most beneficial way. It's a completely diferent story when I'm with a woman.

I am seriously on the floor laughing reading at this.......

You tell him baby........F him and his seven inches.



Smaller dudes can make the magic happen to.

PS I needed that giggle today. Thanks dude.

Wow, I was hoping 3 inches was average. Hard to measure when you can't see it, or find it for that matter. I can use a band-aid for a condom and he's worried about 7 1/2 inches? F him. Originally Posted by ArtieLange

I just use mine to the best of my ability. And it all comes down to pleasing a women because I know I am going to get mine.

So if a women says give me 12 inches and make it hurt, I screw her 6 times and hit her over the head. We all seem to go home happy.

Ms. Foster you do know how to stroke an ego besides other things.