I've always wanted to know this...

SO sent me to help her hot little Asian friend who was getting a fridge delivered. Just me and the friend in the kitchen, I'm in the floor adjusting the bottom door hinge. She gets down on all fours to "help" with her neckline open, tits right towards my face, and her little skirt hiked up and her ass sticking out. Literally perfect K9 receiving position.

Now I'm laying on the floor with a huge hard on and I know the little bitch knew what she was doing. No way I make a move, I am sure it was a test so she could tell SO if I did anything.

I needed 30 minutes of Asian porn and "me" time to get my shit together when I got home. Originally Posted by tbone77494

Sorry mate. I sent her over while your SO and I went to the Red Roof Inn. Her pimp is a mean ass.

Cheers

On airplane. No doubt.

On airplane. No doubt. Originally Posted by Accidental.Ci

I was offshore a few days back in my 20's. I flew back to houston on one of those little Brazilian t-prop planes with the 1-2 seating. Smaller than atr 42 or whatever.

I first had a few beers at the boiling point....the waitress there wanting a big tip and blinking at me a lot....telling me "I'm married....but my husband.....he's offshore"

Young and happily married, I thought about just enough to get the mojo going.

I get on the aircraft and the attendant was smokin fuckin hot....in an amazingly tight skirt. D cups at least and smelled so delicious. I flirted with her....and she appeased me to say the least.

After drink service, I couldn't take it anymore. I had to go back to the head and rub one out. You could see in/out though the cracks of the folding door. I don't know if she knew or not....but I was thinking of her as I blew the motherload.

She had to wake me up when we landed.

While being prepped for abdominal surgery. and asking the girl to stop by my room after work and she did!!!!

On a nudist beach. you'll have to dig a hole.

To everyone who said church and funeral...now that's a first for me. Interesting lol

To everyone who said church and funeral...now that's a first for me. Interesting lol Originally Posted by Jemma Martin

Cowgirl in a pew.....

.... with you?

Any time i am with the spousal unit !!!!!!!!!!!

At the gym wearing shorts, have start thinking of something else to get it down, too many good looking milfs with yoga pants at the gym of San Felipe close to the galleria

The grocery store. I see some hotties while I'm in the store. Most of them walk around with those damn leggings on too, hugging that ass just right and sometimes even giving a slight cameltoe.

Nothing better than hot suburban milf cameltoe.

At a parent- teacher conference

Huge fan of camel toe at HEB.
By the way Throat Choker, if you can get my SO to give a decent BJ more power to you.

Playing in a high school basketball game.(Cheer leaders) No place to hide

In the middle of a job interview.