One for the Ladies - Funniest/Strangest Request

Nash, which Melanie is this you're talking about?? Melanie Love?? Originally Posted by schmuckenputz

No. She is totally UTR. Thought perhaps she might look at eccie every once in a while.

Just had a great conversation with the now famous "Melanie". You're going to like this ladies and gentlemen. Read Jackie's post to her and she said, "that's it for $500". You just gotta love this gal's gumption. Guess it's game on.

Actually, or so I've read, there ARE people who get off hurling on each other.

I just don't get this kind of stuff. I turn off porn that has people spitting in each others mouth. Or, more clearly, I switch to other porn.

Now I don't know how to get this icky feeling out of me. Bleah!

Nash, I contacted the client via email earlier today in anticipation of your contacting "Melanie" and her acquiescence to the act. The client may be reached at scattaboy@gethyped.com directly. He has mentioned that as she is not a professional Escort, he will require a picture of her before agreeing to meet and he will want to firmly set the terms of the encounter prior to his arrival in Omaha for the encounter.

Good luck . . . I guess / think . . . I had to dig up the clients info from way back, he mentioned he is still very active in the endeavor throughout the Midwest and has yet to have a lady make it all the way through to the end. I didn't ask him how many have tried. I'm sure more than a few.

Didn't the guys from "Jackass" do this once?

Just left my favorite place in Omaha and there are two more gals willing to take the challenge. Tabitha and Jeanie also want to attempt their fate in the "Scat Factor". All three gals are hookers, but not professionals in the sense that we would deem professional. Anyhow, I'll share the info above with them. Hopefully this guy appreciates the hard work put into this effort. Meaning, I had to take Jeanie into the backroom and do the deed because I just met her, eventhough she remembered me from her dancing days around Omaha. If the guy wants a second or third course for his dining experience, all three girls know each other so I'm sure a buffet line could be had. It's a sick fucking world out there. I'm just trying to do my fair share because it amuses me and makes a guy think outside the box, lol.

That guy is one sick puppy. I know a gal that would do it for probably half his offering price. For the full amount, who knows what she would do. Melanie, are you reading this? Originally Posted by nashluv69

I have to wonder what Melanie wouldn't do. This comment may be the best ad Melanie ever had! LOL

he mentioned he is still very active in the endeavor throughout the Midwest and has yet to have a lady make it all the way through to the end. I didn't ask him how many have tried. I'm sure more than a few. Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin

OMG...I hope I never met any of the "ladies" who tried...now I want to hurl! I can't believe he's not blacklisted just for asking.

If guys got blacklisted for every "different" request that they made, 40% of the hobbyists wouldn't be seen by providers who actually use the DNS websites.

I always say that there's a jill for every jack or jack for every jill. What one considers "way out there or gross," is "normal" for some.

Based upon my Domme experience I get lots of what normal people would call different, odd or gross requests.

All three gals didn't even bat an eye when they read the parameters contained in Jackie's post. In fact, 21 year old Tabitha was chomping on the bit and wanted to do it right then and there. A guy has to admire their initiative, but more than likely it's the $500 that does the trick. I've seen Melanie and Tabitha quite a few times and last night was my first session with Jeanie.

I have to say Nash I envy your funds and contacts. You seem to have a lot of fun!!

I have to say Nash I envy your funds and contacts. You seem to have a lot of fun!! Originally Posted by jjchmiel78

Yes, I do have a lot of fun. Usually once or twice a day, lol. As a once popular song went, "have many friends in low places". I kind of prefer to think I'm the lowest of friends and hang in the lowest of places, in a good way though. My favorite brothels are the ones with saw dust on the floor and the women charge by the inch.

by the inch huh? I would get by real cheap.

Girth X Lenght = Discount! haha

I wanna know if anyone has seen the guy in Omaha that does his deed in fruits, and loafs of bread and foil...maybe some toothpaste? If this rings a bell- raise your hand.....that was my first experience....just imagine. Hahahaha.....FUN FUN FUN. jk