REDWINGS ... HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM?

Come on guys, you don't know when we are fucking with you. Shayla and I are true hockey fans though.

I like them by heart.

Maybe right after the placenta is out... That ought to be really good. Originally Posted by Shayla

There is nothing better than a fresh placenta omelette, well that isn't completely true, watching the most banned hooktard in Dallas trying to earn another vacay is pretty amusing.

Another theme for today ladies and again this is Father Wayward trying to help you, over the last 147 years we have been lucky enough to have had one or two stellar sexual trysts (that weekend with NaN was dreamy) would you like to know the common thread? Not one of the superstars that have tried to fuck me into the morgue once and for all ever had to tell us how great they were in the bed sheet rodeo. Because that just never comes up, it is like telling us we are probably going to stick to the floor today, gravity is a given.

New Jersey is worse than Detroit

I love Star Wars