Does being asked this offend you guys?? And if so, what's the best way to ask??

Foxy, My balls are clean and if you do not think so you can lick them clean or I can take my balls home!

Foxy, My balls are clean and if you do not think so you can lick them clean or I can take my balls home!
Originally Posted by WTF

I don't play with bullies.

I don't play with bullies.
Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Yet you are trying to bully me into washing perfectly clean balls!

Only if you fail to pass the sniff test.
LMAO


Did you sniff your own balls?
You didn't sweat on the drive over?
So EXACTLY how did you get YOUR nose down there, I am curious?

There's really no polite way to ask a guy to clean up if he's already showered within the hour. Kammye said awhile back it's just her "policy". Knowing that going in takes the awkwardness out of the situation.
Counter question, how can you pre-assume a gent is not clean just because you didn't witness the shower? And how can we assume you are clean not having witnessed yours?
Rather sticky wicket wouldn't you say?
And... when does the clock start? Walking in the door or out of the shower? The concept raises a lot of questions. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Only if you fail to pass the sniff test.
LMAO


Did you sniff your own balls?
You didn't sweat on the drive over?
So EXACTLY how did you get YOUR nose down there, I am curious? Originally Posted by FoxyNC

My car seat blows out cold air....

Like I said, my balls are clean but if you do not believe me, you can smell them. It ain't rocket science to cleaning ones balls!

Somebody sure is defensive..... And this is why it is so hard to ask a guy to wash his balls.... lol

Somebody sure is defensive..... And this is why it is so hard to ask a guy to wash his balls.... lol Originally Posted by FoxyNC

I'm not offended if you ask me to wash my balls after I tell you I have already done so if you are not offended by me asking you to douche even after you tell me you are clean...

See how that works?

It is my professional job to be "clean" (unless otherwise requested.)
No offense would be taken. At all.

Ya know, I don't know why any man would take offense to being asked to freshen up. I always shower/shave (both face and down below), brush my teeth, etc before a session if it's in the evening. Put on fresh clothes of course, although I'm going in commando lol. If a provider asks me to freshen up anyway, sure, no problem. If it's during the day and I'm slipping away for a naughty lunch so to speak, I'd gladly freshen up even though I was freshly showered that morning. If it makes the provider more comfortable having me freshen up, then why not? At least you know they're going to be more willing to go down and give little big man a much more enthusiastic oral experience. I'd never take offense to being asked to freshen up.

Now on the other hand. I would assume that the provider is fresh when I show up. If not, good possibility I might just walk. Haven't ran into that, but you never know. All the providers I've seen have been freshly showered, smelling wonderful and have been fresh and tasty down below .

You should not feel bad for asking clients to freshen up. The gentlemen who commented on this sound like they keep good hygiene habits, but Unfortunately Not all guys do. This is Houston everyday is 80 degrees or hotter, and with the traffic in this city it takes at least 30 minutes to an hour to get anywhere so a quick clean up (at least) should not be offensive to anybody. Washing their hands should definitely be a must especially if they want to do FIV. Originally Posted by Natalia Mori

I agree! But I actually had one provider that did not want people in her bathroom.
She expected you to shower and then come straight to her place. If you needed to use the toilet.... she expected me to stop and use it before I got there. But I told her I had to make 2 stops and with this summer heat and humidity I just wanted to take a quick shower and I did not need to use the restroom until I got there.
With her attitude and yapping dog I didnt stay there very long. She did text me and said she was having a bad day and would give me a discount on my next visit.
But I never responded.
There is one provider I see that has a shower available an assorted toiletries items.
She has things to drink in the frigerator and nice chocolate snacks.
She actually makes you feel like a welcomed guest.

So EXACTLY how did you get YOUR nose down there, I am curious? Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Pfffffttttt....That's easy.

If you insist on a shower for the guy, you should shower with him to assure him you are clean, as well. It's not a one way street. Originally Posted by Oralist

agreed

I usually clean up before I get dirty so I won't re-clean just because you ask but you're welcome to check if you do not believe me. I know I will sniff you before!



If we go out to dinner and I've already eaten are you going to make me eat again or can I enjoy a few drinks? Originally Posted by WTF

"discussions on-topic, thought-provoking, and more importantly...entertaining!"

All you need is a little tact. How to ask me: Would you mind if I washed your cock and balls? My reply: Just check 'em now, they might be ok.

If you're balls can't pass the sniff test.... Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Just don't break out the old IQ test on the numb nuts that don't
know it is to their own advantage to wash their nuts. Nuts!!