Shhhhh...don't let your boss know you're daydreaming about pussy at work

That's hot!

Come to think of it, one of the elevators is always breaking down, so who's to say it's not just acting up again if I happen to lock the elevator for an extended amount of time?

Yassssss! I believe there's a Naughty Secretary review of me somewhere. It didn't take much to fit the role and go with what comes naturally for me.
Plenty of places to fuck in a hospital....that's all I will say.
I hear the ladies in the maternity ward are total freaks!
heh..Nurses - by far are the horniest girls I have ever met...followed by teachers and then flight attendants...
can i be your guest at work ? I can invite guests at my work and take them to conference rooms for one on one.
Nice try
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What is this mini wand you speak of????? How have I not been gifted one already????!!!!! Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I have used one of the mini wands before and they are not powerful enough and die quickly. I don't think it would last long enough for you
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  • alto
  • 10-07-2016, 06:57 PM
Awe yes dont every offshore worker have a fantasy . In the summer we always get recreation fisherman out here with scantily clad women on board ... and have always thought of asking one to come on board so I could drill her .Offshore platforms have plenty of hiding spots but the best would have to be on the helicopter pad at night . Under the moon with no one to hear you .... it would be a very solitary moment .... plus the breeze and salty air ..... It would be like fucking at the planetarium ....So yummy you down to come out here ....
Sure, lemme just call up my private chopper
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  • alto
  • 10-07-2016, 10:52 PM
Ok the bird is on its way..... lol
..... the best would have to be on the helicopter pad at night..... Originally Posted by alto
hopefully on a floter far enough from the beach that the helideck isn't all covered with seagull shit.
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I jacked off in the Porta-Can.
I jacked off in the Porta-Can. Originally Posted by universalenergy
Bwahahahahahahahaha....
Because nothing is more sexy than the smell of festering excretions.

1st prize goes to UE!