Reminds me of a joke I once heard:I always liked that joke.
A man and his wife go to the Adult theater to watch the latest XXX movie. About 15 minutes into the move the wife leans over and says to her husband, " Honey the guy next to me is masturbating!"
Her husband answers, "just ignore him. He will be finished in a few minutes!"
To which his wife replies, "I can't, he is using my hand!!!"
Ok, ok......it was funny way back when I first heard it!!!!
Spacemtn
AustinModStaff Originally Posted by Spacemtn
Two ways to approach this subject.
Classical; How do I masturbate? Let me count the ways.
Or as a Dr. Seuss rhyme; Will I do it in a car? Sure I will so let’s drive far!