Anyone else recognize the woman tortured in Arnold

Whatcha got in mind? Originally Posted by blkstocking

If I told you then it wouldn't be a surprise.

No
I make memes of them and send them out to float around the web. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

You bust balls appropriately. Thank u for the lulz.

The rest of this thread is fucking ridiculous, tho. I shouldn't need to feel compelled to point out what Stig's already handled.

I may need to take another break.

Whatcha got in mind? Originally Posted by blkstocking

She's going secure you to a long spit on a high platform, blindfolded, gagged, buttplugged and locked in a chastity device while she sits there and smokes Newport 100's under where your balls are for about 8-9 hrs while you slowly rotate. She may read a fishing magazine or watch cat videos for part of the time while reminding you that you give her no pleasure and are a constant disappointment in all aspects of your life except for being a disappointment... which is itself, disappointing.

And that's why I don't go on smoker dates with Jinny anymore.

I feel the need to point out two things.

I don't smoke Newports, never have, never will.

And I'm not that fond of cats.

I'm going to pay dearly for those errors. I'm such a disappointment

You bust balls appropriately. Thank u for the lulz.

The rest of this thread is fucking ridiculous, tho. I shouldn't need to feel compelled to point out what Stig's already handled.

I may need to take another break.



She's going secure you to a long spit on a high platform, blindfolded, gagged, buttplugged and locked in a chastity device while she sits there and smokes Newport 100's under where your balls are for about 8-9 hrs while you slowly rotate. She may read a fishing magazine or watch cat videos for part of the time while reminding you that you give her no pleasure and are a constant disappointment in all aspects of your life except for being a disappointment... which is itself, disappointing.

And that's why I don't go on smoker dates with Jinny anymore. Originally Posted by Atomic Hamster

Sounds a lot like marriage...

I feel the need to point out two things.

I don't smoke Newports, never have, never will.

And I'm not that fond of cats. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Two more reasons to like you Sexy. When we gonna get together? I haven't see you since there were GTGs. Anyone do that anymore or did all that stop?

They still occasionally get together but its not often since no one wants to play host.

Oh you sweet talker you.....




Really???

You're one sick puppy.
Maybe you'll get lucky and one day someone will use you as an ashtray.


And ya'll still wonder why most ladies avoid participating on this board.
SMDH Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

How much does that cost??

I LOL'd as in "her pics were old compared to what I see now". Aint none of us "angels" here, we're all deviants to modern society.

How much does that cost?? Originally Posted by DrivesAllDay

It's a substantial upcharge + you have to sign a waiver releasing from me any and all liability.

I LOL'd as in "her pics were old compared to what I see now". Aint none of us "angels" here, we're all deviants to modern society. Originally Posted by DrivesAllDay

No we're not angels but we don't have to act like Neanderthals.