WELCOME to "DESPARATE DOWNS" First Anal Race For The Bucks!

The likely outcome of this race

ECCIE Leaks secret training session:

That gives Shark Week a whole new spin, or should I say a new hole.

Still looking in training
Originally Posted by Chincho

Daaaang!

I mean we all know Miss V is "a big fine horse and she can back that ass up"
but good gawd, I don't know about all that.

Coming around the first corner ClaireSheBlows drops off the pace. Scarlett De Rossi slows and stats waving to the crowd. No worries she comes and goes all part of her racing strategy. EbonyJasmineLoveAustin charges out front! SueSalamiInHand moves up next to her with Fun2Come sliding his Bavarian roasted Nuts up and down the saddle. Whispers realizes he is in trouble tosses his banana cream pie off to the side and Hunter Grace veers off to the right and starts eating it. Shayla and Miss Valintina bump asses and both think they were fouled by SexiLexi333. TattooedAsianKim is now out the gate doing a fast belly crawl. Heading to the second turn.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

Coming out of the second turn... Hunter Grace finishes eating the pie as RockerRick whips the shit out of her screaming at Whispers "foul", "foul". Hunter being an old chubby horse hardly reacts to the whipping but finally joins the race. EbonyJasmineLove Austin drops off the pace as Dante0233 hangs off of her back side trying to get a taint photo with his cell phone. SueSalamiInHand with Fun2Come charge up and take the lead with his long rubber dildo that looks like a long PolskaKielbasa dangling off to the right. Suddenly he attaches the dildo to the saddle and pulls down his little jockey pants down and with no lube mounts up. CHARGING Fun2Come goes stride for stride with SueSalamiInHand. Scarlett De Rossi right behind her. Then Behind her is Miss Valintina with SL holding the brief case out in front of her. Shayla thinks the brief case is filled with cream puffs so is running neck and neck as Fox news has a confused look on his face like when Brittanyy came back to wax his ass during her last visit. TattooedAsianKim starts running but she is 100 lengths off the lead and for some reason Observing is riding side saddle. The starting gate was removed and there sits SexiLexie333. That is the most pissed off horse I've ever seen. Sixxbach is drinking his second beer and the other four are hanging from the saddle horn. Well that explains the 199 /1 odds I guess. Heading into the third turn....

This is just too funny. You just can't make up this shit !

WELCOME to "DESPARATE DOWNS" First Anal Race For The Bucks!

Seems like the ADS that providers are allowed just don't cut it. So the providers find it necessary to get exposure by placing posts / threADS here in COED. Trying desperately to draw attention to themselves.

Let's introduce the horses....

1) ClairSheBlows (Whispers) 6/5
2) Scarell De Rossi (To Be Determined) 2/1
3) SueSalamiInHand (Fun2Come) 3/2
4) Hunter Grace (RockerRick) 4/1
5) EbonyJasmineLoveAustin (Dante0233) 6/1
6)TattooedAsianKim(TS?) (Observing) 99/1
7) Shayla (FoxNews) 4/1
8) Miss Valentina (Still Looking) 6/5
9) SexiLexi333 (Sixxbach) 199/1


Some interesting things to note. FUN2COME riding SueSalamiInHand does not use a whip. He uses a rubber dildo that looks like a long PolskaKielbasa. We've posted the ODDS and the riders. You will note that some of these horses have weight restrictions but we took off all weight limits. TattooedAsianKim the multicolored horse came all the way from NYC to compete. Shayla made the short trip from Kansas and of course EbonyJasmineLoveAustin just wandered over from the East Side of Congress. Hunter Grace was lucky to get RockerRick as her jockey. As you all know she has been racing so long her first two jockeys died. The odds on favorites being ClaireSheBlows being ridden by veteran rider that needs to introduction. Whispers The Hobby God. And Miss Valintina being ridden by Still Looking. I'm sure you have heard that both Whispers & Still Looking are very successful they have totally different riding styles. Yes... Whispers whips , tazer and will even club his horse till success is achieved. While SL doesn't even carry a whip. He carries a brief case filled with money and he uses a stick to dangle it out in front of his horse. Keep an eyes on those two.




And they are off.... ClaireSheBlows jumps out and takes the early lead with Scarlett De Rossie right behind her. Followed by SueSalamiInHand. Hunter Grace and EbonyJasmineLoveAustin stayed in the gate for a second in their stare down till they realized the gate was open. Shayla, SexiLexi333 and Miss Valintina come across from the outside. TattooedAsianKim is still trying to get he new Bikini saddle to fit and has yet to leave the gate. They are all approaching the first turn and ClaireSheBlows has the lead but has white fluid coming out of her nose in 7 seconds. That not a good sign.

Stay Tuned.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

Coming around the first corner ClaireSheBlows drops off the pace. Scarlett De Rossi slows and stats waving to the crowd. No worries she comes and goes all part of her racing strategy. EbonyJasmineLoveAustin charges out front! SueSalamiInHand moves up next to her with Fun2Come sliding his Bavarian roasted Nuts up and down the saddle. Whispers realizes he is in trouble tosses his banana cream pie off to the side and Hunter Grace veers off to the right and starts eating it. Shayla and Miss Valintina bump asses and both think they were fouled by SexiLexi333. TattooedAsianKim is now out the gate doing a fast belly crawl. Heading to the second turn.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

Coming out of the second turn... Hunter Grace finishes eating the pie as RockerRick whips the shit out of her screaming at Whispers "foul", "foul". Hunter being an old chubby horse hardly reacts to the whipping but finally joins the race. EbonyJasmineLove Austin drops off the pace as Dante0233 hangs off of her back side trying to get a taint photo with his cell phone. SueSalamiInHand with Fun2Come charge up and take the lead with his long rubber dildo that looks like a long PolskaKielbasa dangling off to the right. Suddenly he attaches the dildo to the saddle and pulls down his little jockey pants down and with no lube mounts up. CHARGING Fun2Come goes stride for stride with SueSalamiInHand. Scarlett De Rossi right behind her. Then Behind her is Miss Valintina with SL holding the brief case out in front of her. Shayla thinks the brief case is filled with cream puffs so is running neck and neck as Fox news has a confused look on his face like when Brittanyy came back to wax his ass during her last visit. TattooedAsianKim starts running but she is 100 lengths off the lead and for some reason Observing is riding side saddle. The starting gate was removed and there sits SexiLexie333. That is the most pissed off horse I've ever seen. Sixxbach is drinking his second beer and the other four are hanging from the saddle horn. Well that explains the 199 /1 odds I guess. Heading into the third turn.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

WELCOME to "DESPARATE DOWNS" First Anal Race For The Bucks!

Seems like the ADS that providers are allowed just don't cut it. So the providers find it necessary to get exposure by placing posts / threADS here in COED. Trying desperately to draw attention to themselves.

Let's introduce the horses....

1) ClairSheBlows (Whispers) 6/5
2) Scarell De Rossi (To Be Determined) 2/1
3) SueSalamiInHand (Fun2Come) 3/2
4) Hunter Grace (RockerRick) 4/1
5) EbonyJasmineLoveAustin (Dante0233) 6/1
6)TattooedAsianKim(TS?) (Observing) 99/1
7) Shayla (FoxNews) 4/1
8) Miss Valentina (Still Looking) 6/5
9) SexiLexi333 (Sixxbach) 199/1


Some interesting things to note. FUN2COME riding SueSalamiInHand does not use a whip. He uses a rubber dildo that looks like a long PolskaKielbasa. We've posted the ODDS and the riders. You will note that some of these horses have weight restrictions but we took off all weight limits. TattooedAsianKim the multicolored horse came all the way from NYC to compete. Shayla made the short trip from Kansas and of course EbonyJasmineLoveAustin just wandered over from the East Side of Congress. Hunter Grace was lucky to get RockerRick as her jockey. As you all know she has been racing so long her first two jockeys died. The odds on favorites being ClaireSheBlows being ridden by veteran rider that needs to introduction. Whispers The Hobby God. And Miss Valintina being ridden by Still Looking. I'm sure you have heard that both Whispers & Still Looking are very successful they have totally different riding styles. Yes... Whispers whips , tazer and will even club his horse till success is achieved. While SL doesn't even carry a whip. He carries a brief case filled with money and he uses a stick to dangle it out in front of his horse. Keep an eyes on those two.




And they are off.... ClaireSheBlows jumps out and takes the early lead with Scarlett De Rossie right behind her. Followed by SueSalamiInHand. Hunter Grace and EbonyJasmineLoveAustin stayed in the gate for a second in their stare down till they realized the gate was open. Shayla, SexiLexi333 and Miss Valintina come across from the outside. TattooedAsianKim is still trying to get he new Bikini saddle to fit and has yet to leave the gate. They are all approaching the first turn and ClaireSheBlows has the lead but has white fluid coming out of her nose in 7 seconds. That not a good sign.

Stay Tuned.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

Coming around the first corner ClaireSheBlows drops off the pace. Scarlett De Rossi slows and stats waving to the crowd. No worries she comes and goes all part of her racing strategy. EbonyJasmineLoveAustin charges out front! SueSalamiInHand moves up next to her with Fun2Come sliding his Bavarian roasted Nuts up and down the saddle. Whispers realizes he is in trouble tosses his banana cream pie off to the side and Hunter Grace veers off to the right and starts eating it. Shayla and Miss Valintina bump asses and both think they were fouled by SexiLexi333. TattooedAsianKim is now out the gate doing a fast belly crawl. Heading to the second turn.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

Coming out of the second turn... Hunter Grace finishes eating the pie as RockerRick whips the shit out of her screaming at Whispers "foul", "foul". Hunter being an old chubby horse hardly reacts to the whipping but finally joins the race. EbonyJasmineLove Austin drops off the pace as Dante0233 hangs off of her back side trying to get a taint photo with his cell phone. SueSalamiInHand with Fun2Come charge up and take the lead with his long rubber dildo that looks like a long dangling off to the right. Suddenly he attaches the dildo to the saddle and pulls down his little jockey pants down and with no lube mounts up. CHARGING Fun2Come goes stride for stride with SueSalamiInHand. Scarlett De Rossi right behind her. Then Behind her is Miss Valintina with SL holding the brief case out in front of her. Shayla thinks the brief case is filled with cream puffs so is running neck and neck as Fox news has a confused look on his face like when Brittanyy came back to wax his ass during her last visit. TattooedAsianKim starts running but she is 100 lengths off the lead and for some reason Observing is riding side saddle. The starting gate was removed and there sits SexiLexie333. That is the most pissed off horse I've ever seen. Sixxbach is drinking his second beer and the other four are hanging from the saddle horn. Well that explains the 199 /1 odds I guess. Heading into the third turn.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

Moving towards the fourth turn its SueSalamiInHand with Fun2Come riding the Polska Kielbasa. EbonyJasmineLoveAustin charges up. Scarlett De Rossi next to her on the outside. Behind those four tucked in along the rail is Miss Valentina and ClaireSheBlows. Behind those two its Hunter Grace and Shayla running neck and neck. TattooedAsianKim 50 lengths off the lead. SexiLexi333 has moved over to the rail and someone brought Sixx some nachos. He has two beers left.

The exciting finish tomorrow.... while you wait please enjoy a replay of the OIO Choir "Tribute To Whispers".

So now I'm a fucking horse, SL? Really? Well- ya'll bet on me like I'm a fucking race horse. I'm offended and I don't think your story is funny.

I want a cool name at least and a nice field to roam around in when I'm finally done for.

Well I'm offended too. They got the nerve to cast a no-eyebrow-lookin'-ass-female to be my stunt double in that video. Everybody knows my eyebrows are on fleek.

Yes I said stunt double, lord knows what would happen if my slutty ass stepped foot in a church.

This is just too funny. You just can't make up this shit ! Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Yes BugleBoy... because everything in this thread, though outlandish, is actually happening.

So now I'm a fucking horse, SL? Really? Well- ya'll bet on me like I'm a fucking race horse. I'm offended and I don't think your story is funny.

I want a cool name at least and a nice field to roam around in when I'm finally done for. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

If the saddle fits....

Well I'm offended too. They got the nerve to cast a no-eyebrow-lookin'-ass-female to be my stunt double in that video. Everybody knows my eyebrows are on fleek.

Yes I said stunt double, lord knows what would happen if my slutty ass stepped foot in a church. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Yes BugleBoy... because everything in this thread, though outlandish, is actually happening.

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

But you sure can shake your ass..... or are your reviews wrong?

If the saddle fits.... Originally Posted by Still Looking

Better than cow, I suppose. Now where's my cool name, SL? Carry on Bronco Bob.