Is a guide like this helpful for you (ladies) prior to a session?

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Word.

Sometimes you might want to try something different -- like maybe levitation. Originally Posted by pjorourke
Now why didn't I think of that? Got to get the dusty book out.
I read it and I liked it. I even looked to see where he was from after I read it. The shame of it………He’s in Ohio. But as with everything, the best laid plans of mice and men…… Of course, after the first embrace things take their own course. Why should only the non-vanilla fun be discussed in advance? I think there are many – no millions – of people that would have much better sex if they talked about their expectations, needs and fantasies a little bit.
Works of "fiction" are a nice way to accomplish that.
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I read it and I liked it. I even looked to see where he was from after I read it. The shame of it………He’s in Ohio. But as with everything, the best laid plans of mice and men…… Of course, after the first embrace things take their own course. Why should only the non-vanilla fun be discussed in advance? I think there are many – no millions – of people that would have much better sex if they talked about their expectations, needs and fantasies a little bit. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward
He travels a lot. Our Ohio ambassador.
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He travels a lot. Our Ohio ambassador. Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
Only around the Midwest, sadly. I work for a small publishing house. Windy City at the end of the month. . .



Time for a Jake and Elwood experience!

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Only around the Midwest, sadly. I work for a small publishing house. Windy City at the end of the month. . .



Time for a Jake and Elwood experience! Originally Posted by ANONONE
LMAO.

Which one are you?
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LMAO.

Which one are you? Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
Most likely, Jake.

Say wasn't there a scene where they were in a fancy restaurant in Chicago and Jake is stuffing his face and looks up at a horrified dinner party at the other table and says something like, "When I am done eating I am going to make love to your women."

Maybe that approach will work since I can't get any Chicago providers to return a friggin' query.

Maybe this sig line is scaring ladies away, after all.
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How much for the little girl. The women, how much for the
women?

MAN: What?

JAKE: Your women, I want to buy your women, the little girl,
your daughters. Sell them to me, sell me your children!

MAN: Maitre d', maitre d'

[couple at entrance leave as Mr Fab goes to man]

MR FAB: Cut it out, cut it out. The owners are going to ask me to
call the cops.

JAKE: You wouldn't do that to me would you, man?

ELWOOD: He just got out of Joliet. He's on parole. You can't call
the cops on him, man.

JAKE: We're putting the band back together.

MR FAB: I said no, absolutely not!

JAKE [to man at table]:

Yo! How much for your wife? Hahahahaha
Out of curiosity, I have seen this P411 mentioned several times. Is that strictly a Texas thing is is it more widespread? Up here in Ohio, we pretty much have USINDYS, TER, TBD, EROS and the other usual suspects. To be honest I am so impressed with this site I am streamlining to this one and hoping that my region is one day as active as Texas, Arkansas, and Louisiana seem to be. I have never heard of P411, but it seems interesting that the gents are able to make a more detailed profile than other places. Is there a subscription cost? What are the other benefits?

--Anon Originally Posted by ANONONE
www.Preferred411.com
It's not a message board, but a screening tool. Ladies use it to advertise and screen, guys can list some of their likes and dislikes on their profile.
The most useful feature is that ladies can post an "ok" on your profile after they have seen you. So in the future, you don't have to give your new lady a list of references that may or may not email her in time for your appointment to take place, she can just see on your profile that x lady said you were good just this last December.

I learned about it from living in Houston, but I know of gents who use it here on the border of Tennessucky (TN & KY)


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About your link.
It may make me just a tiny bit nervous about meeting expectations, but that usually all disappears the moment I meet someone.
I think I just might have to re-read it again before bedtime tonight
Word.

Sometimes you might want to try something different -- like maybe levitation. Originally Posted by pjorourke
All you need is the yogic flying capability of the Natural Law Party of Canada.

That’s the ticket


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How much for the little girl. The women, how much for the
women?

MAN: What?

JAKE: Your women, I want to buy your women, the little girl,
your daughters. Sell them to me, sell me your children! Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
That's it! You are awesome, as always, Marcus!
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www.Preferred411.com
It's not a message board, but a screening tool. . .I learned about it from living in Houston, but I know of gents who use it here on the border of Tennessucky (TN & KY)


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About your link.
It may make me just a tiny bit nervous about meeting expectations, but that usually all disappears the moment I meet someone.
I think I just might have to re-read it again before bedtime tonight Originally Posted by lil red Robin
I know Tentucky well!

Remind me to tell you folks about my Jelico, Tennessee adventure I had years ago in a different thread.

Ahhh, Robin, my bark is worse than my bite, I promise. I am a little puppy dog, well okay, a big overgrown puppy dog, once we get BCD.

I will try out the P411, thanks for the tip.
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I have gone the P411 route. Then my hard drive died and my pin # was lost. I sent them an email to get it and they were like. "And you are......"
Seems a lot of these places aren't good on customer service inquires. Date-check was a little flakey and response time is around 24-48 hours (they do have an auto-reply that goes out fairly quickly).
I like both Date-check and P411. But, one thing I like better about Date-check is that the girls don't just give OKs, but can Highly recommend.