Are you turned off by stupidity?

Pangolier's Avatar
They watch too many old movies when cops had to answer that question.


If a guy acts stupid on the phone no telling how stupid he will act on my bed.
NOPE I DO NOT DO STUPID Originally Posted by Majichands

Which old movies, specifically?
tuckahoe's Avatar
Stupidity is rampant in our society. It is in every business and especially permeates all levels of government. Public 'servants' can't even locate a house if you tell them it is at the corner of Tyler and Main; you have to give them a house # so they can enter it into their computer and have GPS guide them there.
It doesn’t require a rocket surgeon IQ to be good at sex so I calibrate my expectations accordingly. I look to get my balls drained, not to discuss superstring theory, so I focus on making sure we’re all having a good time.

To answer your question, I am not turned off by stupidity. Now ghettospeak, especially from white girls, makes my ears and eyes bleed.
I tell them "yes" but I'm retired. That always blows their minds. They don't know what to do with that. Or else I tell them "yes" but I'm only a mall cop.
Pangolier's Avatar
I tell them "yes" but I'm retired. That always blows their minds. They don't know what to do with that. Or else I tell them "yes" but I'm only a mall cop. Originally Posted by zolika

What's the typical response you get when you give them the retired line?
MarcellusWalluz's Avatar
Which old movies, specifically? Originally Posted by Pangolier
When Boston George meets Derek Foreal
  • Mplay
  • 05-13-2022, 08:15 PM
Yes. I look for non political ladies that don’t strut an agenda. I check their stupid Twitter for shit.Essentially, I like a lady who can fuck me. Bring snacks and watch my team with me. If she has another one fine. But shut the fuck up with her loving Biden shit. Let’s be real 95% of them are liberal. I’m ok with fucking the ones who are smart enough to stfu.
Chung Tran's Avatar
Which old movies, specifically? Originally Posted by Pangolier
This one.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079271...nm_flmg_act_34

Chick asks ''are you, or have you ever been a member of the Los Angeles Police Department''? Dude says ''no, why''?

She says ''because if you are you'd have to tell me'', with a wry content smile.
Cendell M's Avatar
Mplay…. aren’t you a hoot, and we’re not all liberalsI resent that statement!
Chung Tran's Avatar
Mplay…. aren’t you a hoot, and we’re not all liberalsI resent that statement! Originally Posted by Cendell M
Very true. I'm mildly shocked at the number of Providers who clearly express hardcore right sentiments on this Site.
Cendell M's Avatar
Thank you I’m very much a Donald Trump Republican. Not to derail this thread so seems not all providers lack intelligence ?….
Thank you I’m very much a Donald Trump Republican. Not to derail this thread so seems not all providers lack intelligence ?…. Originally Posted by Cendell M
Good one!!

So, I guess you remember "Person, woman, man, camera, TV"... genius!!
Pangolier's Avatar
This one.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079271...nm_flmg_act_34

Chick asks ''are you, or have you ever been a member of the Los Angeles Police Department''? Dude says ''no, why''?

She says ''because if you are you'd have to tell me'', with a wry content smile. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

So that implies one of two things? Either most sex workers were born before 1979, or most sex workers like watching older movies compared to modern movies?
Yes, it makes me wonder if it's worth it. Like the escort who advertises 2 hours for $400, AND 3 HOURS for $900. WTF?
ben dover's Avatar
Tell her you want to do a 2 hour session twice.. LOL