To the OP: no, we will not be removing your post. You posted it, it got replies. It's content on the site and it doesn't violate the site guidelines. It stays.
If you can't stand your post history, think twice about how you post.
Don't cruise for SW's when you are under the influence!
All sorts of strange shyt happens and you wake up married to a dude with a residency problem, but who can trim the shit out your hedges at least.