Don't Forget Guys - Whores Are Not Your Friends!! They Will Destroy Your Life!!!

The force was strong with that one , went to the dark side.

"If God has a problem with the way I live, let him tell me not you."

Well said, Kitty Lamour! Originally Posted by Roy Wally

Thank you very much, Roy.

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....your dick will shrivel up and go limp, your balls will look like tiny raisins covered in fur, and you will shoot dust out of your cocks if you do cum, but hopefully you will suffer from a never ending case of blue balls. Originally Posted by FuzzyMcDice55

How ironic....I heard these same exact words years ago, the day I told the ex I'd had it with our sh*t marriage.

PLEASE OP WAKE UP TO REALITY. WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR OWN ACTION. PULL OUT THE TAMPON AND MAN UP AND GO GET SOME PUSSY!

I read this rant before anyone replied. In my typical lazy ass fashion, I declined to reply because there were just so many issues to address. Thanks to everyone for pretty much covering all the bases....in particular Kitty and Ravasher. If you ever think you have a problem or two, just read this again LMAO

The cynic says the OP is totally trolling with that bogus post. "Then my dog left me?..." Come on, it's like a bad country song!

This is a great piece of satire. Originally Posted by Poppa_Viagra

well, it might be satire, but i think it is well written - has all the standard and cliched phrases and thoughts about sex, infidelity, marriage, prostitutes, prostitutes' clients, etc. and then ends w/ a plea right out of "The House of the Rising Son"

but not so well written to relate personal experience or to convince anyone that this crazy sub-culture we live in is not the best place to be. like Alastair, i think it was written to provoke reactions.

it's almost like fuzzy had an agenda to achieve and i think he did:
+ Join Date: Jul 23, 2017
+ Status as of Jul 26, 2017 1pm: FuzzyMcDice55 - BANNED
+ Last post: Yesterday, 11:38 PM
+ Last activity: Last Activity: Today 12:05 AM.

maybe he is a donald trump wannabe and wanted to set a record for the FASTEST banning on eccie?? (spam_laser smilie)

anyone know if any eccie user got banned faster than fuzzy??


per his activity log, he also posted that screed on the Austin and National Co-ed forums!

(can one log in while one is banned? if not, he got banned between midnite and now. sure wish the owners/admins would let others know why people got banned - it might serve to warn others not to pull some shit or at least know the gong will sound if they do)

Coach Freeze, I'm sorry you lost your job at Ole Miss.

^^^^^^^lmao....genius.

Too creative, funny, and readable for SL to understand let alone write.

I'm feeling a closer version of my beloved idol Sweater Puppies has graced us. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

That's exactly what I thought...I can't recall ALL of her aliases. Always spins a good yarn.

Come on, it's like a bad country song! Originally Posted by Alastair

Play it backwards and everything is good !

Hilarious!!!

Coach Freeze, I'm sorry you lost your job at Ole Miss. Originally Posted by mag7315

Mic drop, close this thread now, nothing will beat this.

Hey, don't knock Branson...good times!

psssst your nipple is showing