OMG He's cute

Evolutionary biology tells that that it boils down to symetrical features. Got them and you get laid. Dont and well, you dont.

The drunker they get, the better we look, and vice versa.

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

You referring to the Irish Chihuahua leg hump?

You referring to the Irish Chihuahua leg hump? Originally Posted by pyramider

Chihuahuas have notoriously bad eyesight - and taste. That's why some hump just about anything, legs, furniture, stuffed toys.

The Irish ones prefer shillelaghs.

I did meet a client last week omg he was so freaking hot I still do not understand why he is in the hobby. He remind me of David Beckham

I did meet a client last week omg he was so freaking hot I still do not understand why he is in the hobby. He remind me of David Beckham Originally Posted by Selena51

Awww..thanks selena no one ever said I was freaking hot!! And look like David Beckham wait a minute I didn't see u last week Lol!

Hey Ralph you look cute too

Ok girls I been wondering if you ever seen a client & think he's very attractive and would do him if you meet him at the bar. I now during the session you have to give the illusion that you are enjoying as much as him.( not that you don't sometimes). Have you seen a client that you hope he becomes a regular because of his looks? Or that when he leaves you say OMG he's hot? Originally Posted by Itrain

Well, hope obviously does spring eternal in the male breast at least.

During my last visit to The Fare Room, I got so carried away by the appearance of positive regard, that I went out to The Lodge that night and asked for a legitimate, real-life date from the hottest stripper in the place. Whoa, Nelly. Ever take an icicle straight through the scrotum?

First rule of the hobby: Be careful that while she's blowing you, she doesn't overinflate your head.

If you're ever concerned about meeting someone and what they might think - try this in advance:

http://www.alad.net/fun/egobooster.htm

Looks for looks sake mean absolutely zilch to me. Originally Posted by HoneyRose

I used to think physical appearance was important to women as well. But from several comments in this thread, and several others over the years, it became apparent that the vast majority of women must share this attitude, that looks aren't important at all. I'm a believer.

I guess that explains why Jack Elam, Burton Gilliam, Slim Pickens, and John Candy were always in such great demand for leading roles as the romantic interest in love stories. And why John Ashton replaced Fabio on the cover of all those romance novels.

I used to think physical appearance was important to women as well. But from several comments in this thread, and several others over the years, it became apparent that the vast majority of women must share this attitude, that looks aren't important at all. I'm a believer.

I guess that explains why Jack Elam, Burton Gilliam, Slim Pickens, and John Candy were always in such great demand for leading roles as the romantic interest in love stories. . Originally Posted by Chevalier

They starred in comedies.

Every woman I have been with tells me Im the hottest thing they have ever had and they cant wait to see me,


who know women like tall fat men with shot hair and long goatees. I shoulda gone for this look years ago

Note to self: In the future, consider whether it would be useful to add an explanation when using irony

the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.

for those who may not recognize it.

Every woman I have been with tells me Im the hottest thing they have ever had and they cant wait to see me,


who know women like tall fat men with shot hair and long goatees. I shoulda gone for this look years ago Originally Posted by BoomShakaLaka

that is exactly the kinda guy I like!

[I always tell people..give me Kevin James anyday over David Beckham}

Hmmm... when I read this thread 3 guys in my eccie career immediately popped in my head...Thanks for the good reading...I am enjoying the warm fuzzy memories...and dreaming of future sessions.

I used to think physical appearance was important to women as well. But from several comments in this thread, and several others over the years, it became apparent that the vast majority of women must share this attitude, that looks aren't important at all. I'm a believer.

I guess that explains why Jack Elam, Burton Gilliam, Slim Pickens, and John Candy were always in such great demand for leading roles as the romantic interest in love stories. And why John Ashton replaced Fabio on the cover of all those romance novels. Originally Posted by Chevalier

Ironic that you would mention Burton Gilliam. He didn't end up in a TON of stuff but he is one of my favorite Western Comedians of all time. Also he's a pretty darn cool somewhat distant relative of mine also. Guess that makes me biased.