Do we really NEED condoms?

I was burned by a provider that claimed not to have any in her incall. She had to "run out to the car" and get them. Well - she ran out to the car (with my money as well) and never came back leaving me sitting in an empty hotel room. Unfortunately that girl was allowed to change her name to hide from the theft and a subsequent arrest and now she is back on here providing under a new name. Any decent reputable provider should consider them part of the necessary supplies for doing the job and should have a variety available. Originally Posted by travelling_man

If that's a true story and you're willing to stand behind it, why aren't you revealing who it is?

Might be helpful if you read the entire thread before making a post. Take a look at post #28 in this thread.

sorry for the slight bash TM but by having us search your post is just more work, when you could simply name her. Not trying to be lazy but by naming her in the first place would have saved all the extra post.

I had the same thing happen when I met a Provider here that was totally new to the business. I was her first client. She gave a great BBBJ and when it got time for FS she asked me if I had any condoms. I told her I didn't have any one me but was willing to run down to the gas station on the corner and get some. Fortunately she was just new and actually just forgot for her first session but because of this I always hid one in the truck.

And I usually only see well reviewed providers and they ALWAYS have supplies to provide their services. Hell my ATF always has a LARGE variety in a nice box ready to go.

Might be helpful if you read the entire thread before making a post. Take a look at post #28 in this thread. Originally Posted by travelling_man

Yes, I saw post #28 which is nothing more than a reference to another post in Alerts. Is this a new version of Dungeons and Dragons?

If the alert is real, why not just use the handles instead of burying the problem underneath several layers of indirection that many – including me – won't be bothered to chase?

If you'd rather not splash the handle around, at least post a direct link.

I have done this once. I went on my first outcall and totally forgot to grab some. When I got there, we were talking a little before things heated up. I realized I didn't bring one and had to run to the store. I was so embarassed. He's now one of my regulars lol.

Yes, I saw post #28 which is nothing more than a reference to another post in Alerts. Is this a new version of Dungeons and Dragons?

If the alert is real, why not just use the handles instead of burying the problem underneath several layers of indirection that many – including me – won't be bothered to chase?

If you'd rather not splash the handle around, at least post a direct link. Originally Posted by Lust4xxxLife

OMF really.. Do your own effing work! He typed up a 5 page letter about the situation. He DID his work.

It took me 2 clicks to get to his story! A LOT longer than it took for you to type up that shit...

C'mon... lazy asshats...

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Back on topic.. I still stand on my earlier post.

If a girl is coming to you- YOU should have everything YOU need..
If you are showing up at her place- SHE should have what she needs.

ALWAYS - CYA... have whatever you need to protect yourself. Be it condoms, pepper spray, baseball bat, car full of clowns...

Ze, I get the impression if I had to outsmart you, I'd wind up relieving myself by myself quite often Originally Posted by TheBizzer

What girl doesn't love a good mind fuck?

*giggle*

I like buying large quantities of condoms at the wm super store. I like the interesting looks I get at checkout.

Yes my life is a bit dull at times. Originally Posted by monkmonk

Get the 5 gallon bucket of condoms at Sam's. Mix in with the 12 lb jar of pickles and 5 lb can of peanut butter. Then tell every old lady that looks at your cart, "Party at my place."

a provider called me once before the appointment and told me to pick some up.

that's a No No

I always have plenty of condoms by my bed. I would never ever go ask a man to buy some. That is just rude and not very professional either.

i know someone that keeps twenty seven varieties to chose from...
something for everyone! Originally Posted by LindseyLacey

Wonder who that is? I hope to be able to try em all eventually
Fortune favors the prepared provider. ( some chinese dude said that I think)

lazy asshats... Originally Posted by ~Ze~

Name calling?. . .tsk, tsk. . .Isn't that a no-no on this board?

Ze,

Take it down a notch, you can make your point without name calling.

PPE

Boy goes to the pharmacy to buy his very first condoms.

Asks the pharmacist "How much for a box?". Pharmacist says "3 dollars" and the oy says I'll take them.

Pharmacist rings up the sale and says "That'll be 3 dollars and 24 cents." Boy asks "What is the 24 cents for?", to which the Pharmacist replies, "Son, that is for tax."

Boy replies "Oh, so thats how you keep them on!"

I've had a girl pull the "I don't have any condoms", and then give me a genuinely dirty look when I produced one. No question in my mind that she was trying to use it as an excuse, which of course killed the rest of the session. If I have to outsmart you to fuck you, the whole illusion of passion thing flies right out the window. Originally Posted by TheBizzer

+1 Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt!

I've also had the; "They're out in my car, I'll just run out and get them." I've then producted several and gotten much the same reaction.