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Guys who brag about big winkys usually have little ones ijs

What's your dog' name ... Champagne Brown? Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

No. I treat my dog much better than her...he deserves to be treated better...

Guys who brag about big winkys usually have little ones ijs Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Hey gorgeous, I have had women tell me it's big. I've had women tell me it's small. I have had women tell me it's perfect. It really doesn't matter as it's all personal preference and it's all good.

One thing for certain is that you have the face of an angel. ☺

People who come to hooker boards to brag about their dick size and free pussy can shampoo my dog's crotch... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo again?

Guys who brag about big winkys usually have little ones ijs Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Women who complement guys on their cock size are not telling the whole truth.

Women who complement guys on their cock size are not telling the whole truth.

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

It's all good FT. Whatever you say. Be cool Bro.

Hey gorgeous, I have had women tell me it's big. I've had women tell me it's small. I have had women tell me it's perfect. It really doesn't matter as it's all personal preference and it's all good.

One thing for certain is that you have the face of an angel. ☺ Originally Posted by JungleJim007

The girls who say it's big never had a big winky the ones who say it's small are probably correct dont fool yourself.. Pencil dick at it's finest

I need to trim my pubes......

It's all good FT. Whatever you say. Be cool Bro. Originally Posted by JungleJim007

I am cool.

You do know guys with big dicks don't talk about it right? Originally Posted by rockerrick

No. They post pictures

Providers are people. Occasionally a connection will happen, and it could be based on anything; usually it's because you treated her like a human being, she responded to you, and some sort of chemistry developed.

Stories like this aren't everyday occurrences, but I've been fortunate enough to stumble on them from time to time. Not surprisingly, it's more often with LMTs who take an occasional walk on the wildside than with escorts or other full-time providers.

Have good hygiene. Stay in reasonable shape. Don't be an asshole. This almost always maximizes your mileage, and occasionally it really pays off.

Of course, you can be a message board cowboy, and impress the other fucktards by what an asshole you can be to women. Then you can bitch and moan that this sort of thing never happens.

I know which route I'd rather take.

I hear bitches like to be quantified by being put on a list...

I hear bitches like to be quantified by being put on a list... Originally Posted by boardman

Like a "short" list? No wait, are we still talkin' bout winky size here?

I hear bitches like to be quantified by being put on a list... Originally Posted by boardman

No. Bitches like to complain about lists.

Actually, on Eccie, bitching about just about everything seems to have replaced hooking up with women as the favorite sport of a lot of guys.

I have had LMTs who when massaging me would have my foot or hand "accidentally" rub against or even just rest on their breasts. I am sure this was their way of testing if I wanted more. I have never acted on it because they have my real personal info and none were over a 6. I thin if an 8+ did it I might respond.

As to all the size talk, who knows maybe a bunch of fat/big guys with small dicks are her regular clients and you just happened to look good in comparison... LOL. Just playing with you - I have gotten free sessions from providers but I have also done many favors for them so in that perspective I have overpaid... LOL.