Nuru massage..,

Gotta love Little Miss Cuntcakes! She tells it like it is and doesn't sugar coat anything. You'll never be in doubt on where she stands on an issue....

I haven't seen her in a while but definitely will call her to try her nuru massage..

I just posted I was going to do the session topless because its more trouble to keep the top on. But since you brought it up, the only up charging i plan on doing it upping the price on lowballers and crybabies/vaginas who pout about paying the same price as a regular rub & tug.... You know, because I'm nice and shit. Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

Lmfao!


Tell 'em girl!

Hit me up, puta!

I've done the whole NURU-thing many, many times and it's a freaking BLAST!!

There's a lot of little things one can do which will make worlds of difference as far as the experience is concerned.

Good Luck and keep the cell-phone out of harm's way.

Regards,
SofaKingFun

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Lmao. Loved this read. But to clarify its not really a NURU. Its not Free. Upcharge is for crybabies and vaginas. And someone says call it algebra. Please dont call it algebra. I sucked at algebra. Sure dont need a complex about my sex being compared to my math skills. Lol. Good stuff.

Hit me up, puta!

I've done the whole NURU-thing many, many times and it's a freaking BLAST!!

There's a lot of little things one can do which will make worlds of difference as far as the experience is concerned.

Good Luck and keep the cell-phone out of harm's way.

Regards,
SofaKingFun



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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Nuru with you guey would be the shit! We wouldn't stop fucking laughing and we'll end up in the er with injuries but still be hella fun! Lol it's gotta be on a weekend. It's kind of time consuming, I don't have time like that during the week but plenty on weekends. For anyone else inquiring I'm doing a flat rate of 150 for minimal of an hour but couple times I've done it it goes well over that.

I just bought my first kit a couple of weeks ago. I got the instructional dvd cuz that's the the kind of sex nerd I am. Lol. Anyway, it's been so fucking hot and a little umm awkward a few times. It reminds me of an adult themed slup-n-slide!!!

I've done it before, long ago and felt like I was gonna slide right out the window of the incall!! It's fun and erotic stuff for sure.

"Instructional DvD"

Where is your sense of adventure, girl? "instructional dvd". Pfffff!! I got my Nuru smarts the old-fashioned way; YouPorn and Asa Akira (and a big ol' bottle of Pjur-heh! Whut?)

I wanna rent a Castle-bounce for Nuru. I thinck that would be HELLA'-HELLA' Fun!

A friend of mine and I were going to ring-in the new year with our own little Nuru moon-bounce party a couple of years ago, but I got sick.

...still thinck it would be fun.



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