Age Differance

Not at all, Bones,
considering your gf is 57. Originally Posted by JohnnyFarangly

Actually she will be 51 next week....not 57

Actually she will be 51 next week....not 57 Originally Posted by tbone2u

Damnit, CARRY the 1.... ... I always forget that part!!

You know you have become a Dirty Old Man when you think you're best friend's daughter is hot!

Or, you are hanging out with buddies watching Girls Gone Wild and see your own daughter dropping her top!

You know you have become a Dirty Old Man when you think you're best friend's daughter is hot! Originally Posted by seeker7

In the hobby I am considered a client. In Real Life I am considered a dirty old man.

Just for the record Dorian I speak for all Italians we are still pissed.As far as in the hobby ,you are usually only committing for an hour or so . don't over think it just have fun.

Yes, I'm a dirty old man and I'm going to be one until I'm a dead old man.

Ok. I'm in my early 30's now. So I'm a long way off. At what age do I put in my application for Dirty Old Man U? I want my transcript to be good.

Age is just a number. If y'all have shared interests and get along just fine then that's all that matters.

How old is Benjamin Franklin?

I am looking for a legal teen asian contortionist.

I personally have dated 10 yearws younger and 25 years older. Who gives a crap what people think! And in this business I totally agree with MrClark, you are in a hour long relationship! Soon as you pull out of the driveway, you will get over it!

I was at an Astros game a few years ago with a buddy who was about 30 and I was about 50 at the time. Two girls, very cute, but probably about 16 came up the aisle and my buddy started shaking his head. I asked what was wrong and he responded "when did I become such a dirt bag?" I told him it started at his conception and he may as well get used to it. Embrace your inner dirt bag.

As I have aged, I have learned to appreciate the beauty in older women but I never got tired of the younger ones. (as long as they're legal).

You are getting close when the playboy playmate this month was born after you graduated High School.

Getting really close when your provider is younger that one of your kids.

But I have found this formula that fits my life much better than the divide by method

My formula is >18 and <n+5. N =Age.

So if you are 45 you can hit on 18 thru 50.

I like that formula a whole lot better.

Or, you are hanging out with buddies watching Girls Gone Wild and see your own daughter dropping her top! Originally Posted by seeker7

What's worse is when one the guys blurt out ''DAMN! I'd pay to fuck her!''

What's worse is when one the guys blurt out ''DAMN! I'd pay to fuck her!'' Originally Posted by surcher

Or worse still if it's in the past tense. "DAMN! I paid to fuck her!"