The perfect blowjob.

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The worst blowjob I ever had left my poor dick sore for two days. Originally Posted by dtymh55
Had a girlfriend who was exceptional at deepthroating. Sounds like fun till you feel the larynx strangling your cock and maybe wonder if her digestive juices are just working their way up. But she had my cock buried balls deep and with those cat eyes looking into mine. The pain and pleasure was incredible as she swallowed every drop I shot out.
I can suck your dick and you can tape it. lol
Then we will have show times on here so we can give a lesson or two. hehe
Eh!! Ummmm!! I have a dick. Dont' want to be taught but sure want the lesson anyway. Originally Posted by burkalini
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Ok Burkalini is now a porn dick. I will be touring for the ladies this summer. I might be able to earn enough to buy a cheeseburger
Nothing wrong with that...haha
Ok Burkalini is now a porn dick. I will be touring for the ladies this summer. I might be able to earn enough to buy a cheeseburger Originally Posted by burkalini
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Ok you make your way up to my area. Its not far. I need to go into a blow job coma anyway
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I dont think I could explain my perfect blowjob,
But I'll know it when I get it.
Ok Ed I will bite. Please list what makes your pretty fucking good BJ go to fucking awesome....
Originally Posted by burkalini
Burk, you know I hate it when you bite!!!
Positives-- she keeps sucking until you go soft.
Negatives-- gag reflex, stopping just before you cum, and she wants to put a cover on it. Originally Posted by Cpalmson
It's simple for me: 1. No teeth on cock. 2. Super-wet suction at various speeds and focal points. The good ones no where and when.

It's weird. I can take a great BJ for a long time and not cum. But getting a BBBJCIM to finish off a CFS is the most intense sensation I've experienced. It seems the ones that know what they are doing will keep movements fast and steady from the head to about an inch to 2 inches below head as you cum. Then when I'm done, they will take most of shaft into their mouth and milk it using the hand with long even strokes.

After that, I don't care if they spit or swallow. It's out of me and in their mouth.

But the most mind-blowing type of BJ is the kind "Heather" the porn star does. As you start to cum, she slides your unit down her throat into her esophagus and you basically cum into her stomach.
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Cof is the end to a perfect blow job.
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Down the throat. Keeps pumping after you cum until you beg her to stop. ( I never beg lol)
Down the throat. Keeps pumping after you cum until you beg her to stop. ( I never beg lol) Originally Posted by burkalini

I've been summoned...
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Positives:

1. Swallows......or at least BBBJCIMNQNS while still sucking and holding in her mouth until your finished cumming.

2. MSOG right after number #1.

3. Deep throat occasionally. But definitely enough depth to go at least two inches past the head of penis during mouth strokes.

4. Deep throat swallow when you are about to cum.......SUPREME POSITIVE.

5. If her technique and total elasped time on the BBBJ last 25 minutes or more..........without the "my neck is sore" or "my jaw hurts" lingo.

6. Continuous rhythm and flow without stopping.

7. Less hands (balls ok) more mouth and pinched lips.

8. Good head should feel like vaginal sex.........more than enough wetness inside......but not so much to where I'm covered and dripping on me.

9. Eye contact is good.

10. Ball licking and sucking gently.

11. Suction on the way up from a stroke.

12. Constant wetness inside the only relieved by the occasional good suction. Rinse repeat.

13. Makes a lil tent under the sheets to keep me warm.

14. Automatically wraps her hair back like a top notch chick would.

15. A well placed an active attentive tongue.

16. Giving me a BBBJ while I openly watch sports.

17. Doing something memorable during the BBBJ that makes her stand out......something a tad outlandish......yet satisfying.


Negatives:

1. Absolutely no deep throat.

2. CBJ ONLY......non freaking factor.

3. No depth past the head between strokes.

4. Fifteen minutes tops

5. Keeps interrupting when your close.

6. No spit or dry....relatively no wetness.

7. Stops to fix her hair everytime I'm close lol.

8. Teeth........anywhere.

9. Dripping or getting cum all over me and not licking it off.

10. PUTTING AND RESTING HER ELBOWS INTO MY INNER THIEGH. PAINFUL AS HELL.

11. Saying beforehand she swallows or does cim..........then she suddenly renades when its money shot time. Especially after cfs.

12. Trying to snowball me after.

13. Not cuddling after.

14. Asking me if I'm close to cumming for the upteetheenth time.

15. Wanting 69 position during my oral.........I'm lazy when I'm getting oral and I won't be as good on you when I'm receiving lol.
Oh I love this for real.. wow
Positives:

1. Swallows......or at least BBBJCIMNQNS while still sucking and holding in her mouth until your finished cumming.

2. MSOG right after number #1.

3. Deep throat occasionally. But definitely enough depth to go at least two inches past the head of penis during mouth strokes.

4. Deep throat swallow when you are about to cum.......SUPREME POSITIVE.

5. If her technique and total elasped time on the BBBJ last 25 minutes or more..........without the "my neck is sore" or "my jaw hurts" lingo.

6. Continuous rhythm and flow without stopping.

7. Less hands (balls ok) more mouth and pinched lips.

8. Good head should feel like vaginal sex.........more than enough wetness inside......but not so much to where I'm covered and dripping on me.

9. Eye contact is good.

10. Ball licking and sucking gently.

11. Suction on the way up from a stroke.

12. Constant wetness inside the only relieved by the occasional good suction. Rinse repeat.

13. Makes a lil tent under the sheets to keep me warm.

14. Automatically wraps her hair back like a top notch chick would.

15. A well placed an active attentive tongue.

16. Giving me a BBBJ while I openly watch sports.

17. Doing something memorable during the BBBJ that makes her stand out......something a tad outlandish......yet satisfying.


Negatives:

1. Absolutely no deep throat.

2. CBJ ONLY......non freaking factor.

3. No depth past the head between strokes.

4. Fifteen minutes tops

5. Keeps interrupting when your close.

6. No spit or dry....relatively no wetness.

7. Stops to fix her hair everytime I'm close lol.

8. Teeth........anywhere.

9. Dripping or getting cum all over me and not licking it off.

10. PUTTING AND RESTING HER ELBOWS INTO MY INNER THIEGH. PAINFUL AS HELL.

11. Saying beforehand she swallows or does cim..........then she suddenly renades when its money shot time. Especially after cfs.

12. Trying to snowball me after.

13. Not cuddling after.

14. Asking me if I'm close to cumming for the upteetheenth time.

15. Wanting 69 position during my oral.........I'm lazy when I'm getting oral and I won't be as good on you when I'm receiving lol. Originally Posted by gimme_that
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The perfect blow job is hard to say. The CIM has been the best. The one that really stands out was when I ask a provider for favor. I requested a CIM b/c I wasn't sure that she would do it. When she finished and I mean she suck everything out, I was harder than when she first started. She was even surprised!
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The perfect blow job is hard to say. The CIM has been the best. The one that really stands out was when I ask a provider for favor. I requested a CIM b/c I wasn't sure that she would do it. When she finished and I mean she suck everything out, I was harder than when she first started. She was even surprised! Originally Posted by thecooldude
Quit using those pills. The fucking boner will split steel and never goes away. lol