One liner response- You know its going to be a bad session when...

I don't think it matters if 99% of her clients come from escortbabylon Originally Posted by Prince Akeem Of Zamunda

Ha! Facts on facts.

When you get undressed and sit on the bed only to sit on the wet spot and it feels sticky too.😳 #changethedamnsheetsplease

When you get undressed and sit on the bed only to sit on the wet spot and it feels sticky too.😳 #changethedamnsheetsplease Originally Posted by Fresh-Memes

OMG. That's awful... The fact that someone even got into the sheets LOL.. That's a I got a emergency phone call, time to go exit right there!

Ha! Facts on facts. Originally Posted by USAsoldier

As if with the behavior over here, that it really matters these days! But I guess... that's why some ladies one liner would be..


Trick, stay in a tricks place ! Making the session end on a note to where he got bamboozled !! Tricking isn't easy! LOL.

When they open their mouth and it smells the houston dump. *yuck*

When you see them standing over a mirror on the floor and you tell them to be careful and not step in that big hole on the floor

After paying extra for Greek you notice the Taco Bell bags in the trash..... Originally Posted by Russ38

But wait!
That means you can put the KY back in your pocket.

^^^^ See there....with Slit, the glass is always half full.....

You hear their kid in the other room.

You hear their kid in the other room. Originally Posted by Davegold

Horrible...smh

You see dudes fighting in the parking lot and you wonder if your car gonna get shot up in the cross fire.

You see what looks like BBFS providers hotter than your date staring you down as you walk from your car to the room.

You get hit in the head with a can of Febreeze enroute to the room and then accidentally gas yourself with Alaskan Bear spray

You see what looks like BBFS providers hotter than your date staring you down as you walk from your car to the room. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

umm, what exactly does a bbfs provider look like lol. slutty, or really really slutty..

umm, what exactly does a bbfs provider look like lol. slutty, or really really slutty.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Lol yep that's it...she gotta have that look. When you make the right eye contact you'll know. Lol