Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

Amen sister ... I will send you a photo of my 1.3" of dangling death in its elf costume. Originally Posted by pyramider

Oh the joys of the season... :/
AlexisMoore's Avatar
Lmao. .I needed good laugh this morning.
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Did I mention I'm running a review special. Originally Posted by mr666
Fuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk!

Stop cutting rates!
I never ran a review special to get my reviews.
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Definitely bm.......you know the language I'm speaking....Another fucktard already pulled this fiasco in the WW that included a Menu, Rates and PICS!!!!.....other fucktards need to step it up big time to compete....ijs Originally Posted by Russ38
Fuckers don't need to cut their rates to compete like some of these armatures. They need to increase the level of BFE and keep the rates high.

I don't mind competing with these guys but it pisses me off when they give up the dick for cheap just to get a review. I've always stuck to my rates, I have great reviews and my phone never stops ringing even though I'm low volume.
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New rates , 2 cans of sardies and a belly rub. Newbie friendly.
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New rates , 2 cans of sardies and a belly rub. Newbie friendly. Originally Posted by kinkyorca
Now that's how you do it.

Watch and learn armatures.
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New rates , 2 cans of sardies and a belly rub. Newbie friendly. Originally Posted by kinkyorca
Oh great.. another whale with GFS (Golden Fluke Syndrome).
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Fuckers don't need to cut their rates to compete like some of these armatures. They need to increase the level of BFE and keep the rates high.

I don't mind competing with these guys but it pisses me off when they give up the dick for cheap just to get a review. I've always stuck to my rates, I have great reviews and my phone never stops ringing even though I'm low volume. Originally Posted by boardman

I agree bm, these cheap ass man whores need to go back peddling dick on BP....this dick sells itself all day....it takes a lickin' and keeps on spittin' and I ain't dropping rates for none of these trick ass bitches....
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Look at all these overpriced manwhores in this thread and their damned Golden Cock Syndrome

Men whores with animal avatars do command higher rates... ijs...
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Look at all these overpriced manwhores in this thread and their damned Golden Cock Syndrome Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
Sure.....coming from the Hungry Hippo Mod who eats midgets....
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I'll be running $1 specials after the first. On vacation right now. Bring your own friggin' limes and I'll go PSE on you. Yelling and weird facial expressions... NO UPCHARGE.
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I remember this one time...in the WW....there was this one threAD...that just vanished into thin air...... Originally Posted by Russ38

And this is one of those threads.
will you post a picture?! Originally Posted by Amazing Bubbles
He will after you deposit money on his green dot credit card. Send $300 now.
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And this is one of those threads. Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn
We'll see....it's not truly a cock slinging threAD unless it disappears without a trace....maybe DG will come along and give these fuckers a crash course in slinging dick.....