Pet Peeves In Porn

Doglegg: You are living proof to me of the advantage of going to Socials. I’ve met you. You are a polite, softspoken, unassuming man. You’re also an awesome deviant. Running into you in the stacks at Half Price Books Books was the highlight of that day for me. Rock on, you crazed fuck. Originally Posted by CoverMe

Yeah the deviant part is a double edged sword.

Only very specific ladies are able to sate specific desires, hence, the long, long wait between travel guides.

Most of the ladies here shy away from cumming upon command while staring into a bartender’s eyes. That one I am particularly proud of orchestrating.

That was a very good evening.

I did a follow up some 5 months later that turned out to be my last bit of fun in the hobby.

It is all about avoiding the mundane.

That and the lack of fellow mongers unwilling to share UTRs, for the most part with good reason.

Cheers mate, hopefully I will be extended an invitation to the next place no one was at, a place that doesn’t exist, to meet you when you aren’t there.

To remain on topic, has anyone else been turned off by midget porn? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Dr. Grey,

It is the other way around.

That is why I find it distasteful.

My preferences for hobbying is females of color, something the current SO cannot do anything about.

“Marries blondes, fucks brunettes.” Originally Posted by Doglegg

Oh no, I understand. That's why I worded it like that. I put "we would hope" but we know that's not the reality.

Fake tits, fake ass's, when she has dirty feet, when she has no manicure and pedicure, when she spits too much to blow, when they pair a hot ass porn chick with some ugly porn chick! Hate that mr pete inbred looking bastard and that nuisance bloke keiran lee.

All porn is good porn except the ones with BBW, AA and Oldies.

Double penetration, two dudes same hole, anything mmf, poop/pee, sub par blowjob, goth/emo porn and hard looking tits are no goes for me

I hate it when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and he pinches her nose to cut off her air supply.

When the guy (or girl) lays a few fingers on the other woman’s boob (or their own) and suddenly they are close to climaxing.

When the guy (or girl) lays a few fingers on the other woman’s boob (or their own) and suddenly they are close to climaxing. Originally Posted by ugotme10

Not as far from reality as you might think. Phoenix Skye is “nipplegasmic” and can cum just from gently touching her nipples. And then there’s NaughtyAughty. I’ve seen her cum just from watching.

Lessee about those pet peeves....

- Despite the producer lining up one or more of the hottest women that could be found, the guy STILL has to get himself to climax. C'mon, I KNOW those ladies can get the job done without assistance from his fat fingers!

- Even though lots of the guys love this on visits, never see a Round 2 in porn. Not that it could be easily be faked, but a genuine Round 2 would be nice to see up there on the monitor now and them. I have seen a number of these Round 2 deals that looked faked though - it takes some effort to make it look genuine. i do remember a movie from the 70's where they put a clock up there behind the lady, the guy seemed pretty young, and she did get him off twice via great bj's in 10-15 minutes. Movie was "Teenage Fantasies" which I have never found on line.

- Call me an old timer, but I like my striptease in a strip club - stage, music, some genuine dancing or show talent, a few guys around the stage (planted? who cares?). Even better, she brings a guy from the audience and delights him. Again, the guy can be a plant (safer that way), but at least cast him so he looks like a regular guy out of the audience who gets lucky (and it is great when he actually does get lucky up there). So what if that would not happen in a "real strip club" - this is porn, do a good job faking it!
I have only seen a few scenes where this worked, one with Peter North in an old movie, and one with Rossana (sp?) Doll at some Euro sex show. Send me a link if you know of something good! I can send you a link of either of these if you guys do not get too greedy about it.

I know that a lady can be a great pornstar without being able or willing to deep throat (Sivia Saint, for example), but it is sure nice when she can do it - it does not have to be a ten incher either - a DT on a good old standard size dong is just fine!

Some of the plots are really worn out - stepmon.stepson.... teacher/student (which seems like a really bad idea given recent publicity).... nurse/patient (esp when the guys is wrapped up like he was in a wreck with a truck). They may have been fun once or twice when I was a porn newbie, but now.... bleah.

I have a few other pet peeves that were already mentioned on this thread - tried to stick to ones that were new to the thread.

OK, why does porn even bother having a plot? Once I get off, I'm turning the porn off regardless of how intriguing the storey line may be (said in a facetious tone of voice).

Other pet peeves: incestuous porn, ladies that look/are made to look WAY under 18 (feels like kiddie porn, which is a no go for me), and the damn soundtracks or foreign languages, ANYTHING involving animals/bestiality.

I'm always willing to watch something once (except the aforementioned) but if it doesn't do it for me, I switch vids.

RR

My dislikes list is long but here's a few things

Fake moaning

Fake nasty tits

Actors passed their prime

A Hairy pussy

A whore that can't suck more than 3 inches

Scat is truly repulsive. I can handle getting a little dirty every now and then during anal sex, especially if it’s during a heat of the moment anal assault that the lady couldn’t prepare for. But eating and/or wallowing around in shit? Really?

Overly produced porn. I prefer natural girls with no makeup, who are truly into getting fucked.

The porn that doesn’t clearly show penetration. Boring.

Blow job only porn. Also boring.

Multiple creampie porn. One dude nutting in a girl is hot. But the porn with upwards of 5 plus dudes coming in a girl, then draining it into a glass for her to drink? WTF?