Clowns, Men, Sex and Fear

I'd love to be greated by a clown.

My suggestions follow.

Now I don't know where I saw it recently (maybe it was here): but I was directed to a web site that seemed to be advertising a male escort clown for the ladies.

I thought it must have been a goof...it had a very high production value to the web site. But of course now I realize that there is probably plenty of business for him.

I'll take the one with the rings above.

.....and who can forget Russ Martin's eulogy to "Happy the Clown"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lZlk...eature=related

I took my kids to the circus once. The clowns completely freaked my kids out and me too a little. The best part was a monkey punching one of the clowns in the face. Who wouldn't love watching a monkey punch a clown!

I am with you Noelle I read IT by Stephen King when I was home alone one night and for a long time I couldnt sleep with the lights off....would run screaming at the slightest sign of face paint.....just sayin....

"Send in the CLOWNS!"
Frau Farbazina Austin Powers


I went to Thrillvania last Halloween and i was chased about a maze with a chainsaw wielding clown. Really bad scene !

Yah, Steve021, there's a reason that Stephen King was able to base a whole creepy novel on an evil clown, but I have to say that PODarkness' first post gave me wood...