FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!!

Pass.

heh.. there's more

7. If you show up at my incall unannounced
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

8. If you take a shit at my incall (who does that?? lol)
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

9. If you pass gas while I'm sucking your dick I will punch you in the face , oh and again
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

10. If you have musty stinking nuts that could gag a dog
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED


11. If your breath smells worse than your ass
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED


It was time. Someone had to have the balls to say it. Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

^^^^^All this coming from the "brown shower" queen...

Why is that generally the more experienced providers always seem to be seething with barely-concealed anger under a thin veil of make up?
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

The same reason an old clunker sounds the same with a Maaco paint job.

^^^^^All this coming from the "brown shower" queen... Originally Posted by coolaid

I wouldn't say I'm the queen of anything, but wtf does that have to do with what we're talking about here? If you have a problem with something I do you could grow a pair and say it or stfu. I wouldn't give a shit either way. Your passive agressive posts are... silly, for lack of a better word. Don't come in what was supposed to be a fun and humorous thread by acting like a pussy, bro.

12. If you come around me acting like a self righteous ass with a chip on his shoulder..
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED.

Maybe not but it does increase popcorn consumption around here. Originally Posted by coolaid

I know all to well, it caught my eye on the main page so I clicked. I got tired of popcorn anyways. Coeds is no place for me. This thread was funny as hell, an epic win!

until someone came in here with their panties in a wad....

Speak softly and carry a big stick.
It was FDR`s policy.
lol Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

I believe it was Teddy Roosevelt that said it.

WOW yall really going off on this thread. OH yeah SS I like your avatar as well cute...

I believe it was Teddy Roosevelt that said it. Originally Posted by pyramider

and that is why I didn't like history in school either.

Some very good points here always good to have a refresher. I like most men on here are likely guilty of some of these things at times. I try to keep it professional and I will redouble my efforts to keep these in mind.

In all fairness though sometimes the ladies have issues with GFE service also. If you are contacted requesting a GFE Session or respond to an ISO for a GFE Session read and follow the first part of the post that defines GFE. If you don’t provide that level of service fine. Don’t agree to the “GFE” session.

I agree about guys not calling your phone as you may be in a session. They should not it is rude. How about this TURN OFF YOUR PHONE WHILE IN A SESSION. I don’t want to hear your ring tone going off non-spot during MY time with you. That would stop the annoying guys’ calls from interrupting us. If you can’t turn your phone (or ringer) off because it is so important that “your family” can’t want an hour to talk to you just reschedule with me. If your focus cannot only be on us it is not a GFE Session.

Yes bad breath sucks and guys should come clean to a session but remember if your P411 profile says “You don’t smoke” Don’t smoke. Don’t come in “Well I do smoke but I brush my teeth so you can’t tell”. Yes we can tell. Especially if we have quit smoking we can really tell. If your P411 profile says one thing but the truth is another that is a bait and switch. That is not as bad as a fake picture but it is a bait and switch.

The phrase “Fuck that pussy hard baby” or those like it are not GFE. Feel free to use that during a PSE session but if I wanted to reenact an Ava Devine flick I will ask for that.

I am not directing this at any lady and I have no beef with Trinity Kane or Luxury Daphne. I appreciate that they are sharing their viewpoint. I just felt it was also important to share some of the mistakes on GFE sessions that some of the ladies make.

O M Fucking G.

I give up.



Have mofos always been this soft or is this something that's happened recently?

what happened man? we used to be beautiful. we used to be beautiful.

I wouldn't say I'm the queen of anything, but wtf does that have to do with what we're talking about here? If you have a problem with something I do you could grow a pair and say it or stfu. I wouldn't give a shit either way. Your passive agressive posts are... silly, for lack of a better word. Don't come in what was supposed to be a fun and humorous thread by acting like a pussy, bro.

12. If you come around me acting like a self righteous ass with a chip on his shoulder..
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Whaaat?? Was did I say? Lmao!!

if you ask me: nada.

until someone came in here with their panties in a wad.... Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

I didn't know you wore them.