Repent

Don't spend eternity in hell just for a few short lasting kicks. Originally Posted by Deke

Great post Deke! I too do not condone violence. Violence is bad. Especially kicking of one's shin--for any length of time. That shit hurts.

Well, when I finally get to meet all of you in hell, I'll bring marshmallows and whiskey. But really, I think God is way more laid back than the religious types make him out to be. If you think of him watching all of our lives like watching billions of HBO's at the same time, how many channels are porn? A fuck load, that's how many!

I was wondering if he was for real on posting this, maybe he changed his ways and asked for forgiveness and quit the hobby Originally Posted by TXGENT

Maybe his wife got ahold of the account?

I know I will only be slammed for writing this but, I do not condemn anyone. I am a sinner. Think about your eternal salvation before it's too late. Hell "is" and will be real for many. Change and be forgiven before it's too late!! Don't spend eternity in hell just for a few short lasting kicks. Originally Posted by Deke

Hell is fairy tale for people who are for the most part too stupid to understand science. I got news for ya, this is all there is, so get your kicks while you can. There is no evidence anywhere of anything supernatural. You have been suckered by people selling you fairy tales so they can avoid getting real jobs.

Sweet baby Tebow, all mashed up from being squeezed out from a virgin's cooter, allow Deke is enjoy his wife's dusty, dried out, and cobwebbed vajajay while he repents and pays penance for his sins in the hobby ...amen.

There is the possibility he wants to lay a guilt trip on a bunch of us so we back off and think about it while he books prime time.

If there is a God then he has a sense of humor, letting me get drunk and married to my ex. Also, if you believe in what the Holy Bible says, its John 3:16, so party on folks, and Dont Stop Believing, for that is the Stairway to Heaven!!

<<Says the No Longer Southern Baptist

The Bible says that God will tattoo his name on your forehead and everyone will sing about how great God is for all eternity. That sounds like hell to me. The idea that heaven is some large suburban park where you get to chill with your friends and family shooting the shit, comes from mainly from Hollywood. TV and movies are how a lot of Americans educate themselves about religion.

Repenting to some old man in the sky with magical powers is a waste of time, unless it's Zeus.

The Bible says that God will tattoo his name on your forehead and everyone will sing about how great God is for all eternity. That sounds like hell to me.... Originally Posted by Roger.Smith

Care to tell me exactly where that is in the Bible, Mr. Eccie Jesus?

Well said.....framed it up rather nicely, I'd say, sir.

Not going to jump into this thread with any kind of a theological mumbo-jumbo or supreme words of wisdom here.......basically, I've tried to run things (in my own life) according to the teachings of that great prophet, Jim Valvano, who before departing for the other side, left us with some mighty fine advice. You know this part of his speech, right?

"To me there are three things everyone should do everyday: Number One is to Laugh. Number Two is to Think....spend some time; time in Thought.

Number Three, you should allow your Emotions move you to tears...it could be Happiness or Joy.

But think about it.....if you Laugh, Think and Cry...that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that Seven Days a week, you're going to have something special."

It works for me....do no harm....do your best to do something nice / special for someone else when the opportunity presents itself.......and simply live / love your life and show others the same respect.

So go out and give someone a hug today....and if it's your ATF, well, so be it. I doubt real seriously that's gonna punch your ticket to hell.

Congratulations! You have been brainwashed by the modern day Nazi Party (otherwise known as "organized religion") who wants you to believe that anything you do that brings you pleasure is a sin and will condemn you to hell. Don't worry man, enjoy your life. God by definition (look up the Ontological Argument) MUST be pure, perfect, loving, diving and forgiving NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO. So enjoy your life and rest assured God loves you even if you screw up. Would you want anything less for your own children? Of course not, so ask yourself, are you better than God?

Do yourself a favor and quit going to church. God isn't there. Go for a motorcycle ride, go for a hike, enjoy a sunset, play with your kids, make love to someone you care about. THAT is where God is. Originally Posted by RideFreeInTexas

I think about Jesus and God quite often while in session and have even been know to vocalize some of my thoughts. not always for the same reasons

Care to tell me exactly where that is in the Bible, Mr. Eccie Jesus? Originally Posted by ManSlut

God tattoos his name on your forehead, or maybe brands it with a hot iron:

Revelation 7:3
Do not harm the land or the sea or the trees until we put a seal on the foreheads of the servants of our God.

Revelation 22:4
His name will be on his servants foreheads, and they will worship him.

I'm no ones servant, especially after I'm dead.

Life in Heaven:

Revelation 22:3
No longer will there be any curse. The throne of God and of the Lamb will be in the city, and his servants will serve him.

Revelation 21:4
He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death' or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."



Those going to hell:

Revelation 21:8
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars--they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."

Revelation 22:15
Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

Really "God"? Dogs? The "liberal" media and Hollywood lied. All dogs don't go to Heaven, none do. The Bible should really be in picture book form because people have poor reading comprehension. If there were pictured Bibles were commonplace, there would be fewer religious fanatics.

Whether it's a city of gold, 72 virgins, the planet Kolob, or Xenu, it's all a bunch of fairy tales.

God tattoos his name on your forehead, or maybe brands it with a hot iron:

Revelation 7:3
Do not harm the land or the sea or the trees until we put a seal on the foreheads of the servants of our God.

Revelation 22:4
His name will be on his servants foreheads, and they will worship him.

I'm no ones servant, especially after I'm dead.

Life in Heaven:

Revelation 22:3
No longer will there be any curse. The throne of God and of the Lamb will be in the city, and his servants will serve him.

Revelation 21:4
He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death' or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away."



Those going to hell:

Revelation 21:8
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars--they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."

Revelation 22:15
Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

Really "God"? Dogs? The "liberal" media and Hollywood lied. All dogs don't go to Heaven, none do. The Bible should really be in picture book form because people have poor reading comprehension. If there were pictured Bibles were commonplace, there would be fewer religious fanatics.
Originally Posted by Roger.Smith

Haha this Christian hater is quoting the bible lol.... epic x1000, I peeped just laughing at his madness. When it comes to religion, I don't think it is wise to debate someone that has a warped view like this individual.
Also the OP never mentioned any particular type of religion however people already assuming shit.

Haha this Christian hater is quoting the bible lol.... epic x1000, I peeped just laughing at his madness. When it comes to religion, I don't think it is wise to debate someone that has a warped view like this individual.
Also the OP never mentioned any particular type of religion however people already assuming shit. Originally Posted by macbeth1000

Originally Posted by ManSlut
Care to tell me exactly where that is in the Bible, Mr. Eccie Jesus?



That's who I was responding to. His quote is at the very top of my post. See what I mean about reading comprehension. I'm not a Christian anymore, because unlike most Christians, I've actually read the Bible and understood what it said.

Originally Posted by ManSlut
Care to tell me exactly where that is in the Bible, Mr. Eccie Jesus?



That's who I was responding to. His quote is at the very top of my post. See what I mean about reading comprehension. I'm not a Christian anymore, because unlike most Christians, I've actually read the Bible and understood what it said. Originally Posted by Roger.Smith

I think from the last thread about religion, it was amply clear that you are not Christian. I would have thought atheist however given how you attempted to quote the koran and how you tried to justify that book as a peace loving book, I would assume you are a recent convert that doesn't know jack about the religion but thinks they know everything about it. The real Muslims are laughing their asses off however I am not here to debate you as it was pointless then and it will be pointless now. Quote not the Christian bible or Muslim koran if you don't know jack about these religions.