Killing 2 birds with 1 stone - pre-gfe session tips

Originally Posted by chicagosun
http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=146960&postcoun t=9
I know I have something...

been about a year now I got a bbbj and I'm figuring from her saliva going into my peehole I'd get random stinging feelings up my penis veins..

I'm hoping it's just early signs of prostate cancer or some prostate related illness

I'm preparing for the worst I could be HIV+ but if i come out with a clean bill of health you best believe I'm going to quite hobbying.

HONESTLY, 75% of time when I get an "itch" to fuck a provider is when I feel that light stinging sensation in my peehole - it's like my penis reminding me that I'm already tainted. I might as well go for some more enjoyment. I'm being 100% real.




WOW! That is the most selfish shit I have ever read. 3 years on the board and you take the cake for sick'o.

If you are a real hobbiest plase PM me the names of the ladies you want to see ... I just want to make sure they are real and not going to scam you ... I promise I wont tell them you have an STD.

Then that means...................SKF is getting mind fucked by a TS

Sorry Bro, I really just wanted Brooke on top of me. Originally Posted by boardman

No worries, boardman. It's all good. At least she's an attractive TS ...

What's better is that since it's just a mind-fuck, there's no need to size me up for a literal TOFTT T-shirt. <~~Epic Fail.

Come on guys... It's all a matter of perspective... even the Olympics have to resort to DNA scans to decide whether a person is XX or XY sometimes.

Soooo... if you TOFTT with a TS should you be worried about where you are in the matrix... it depends on your outlook...

Do you think of a TS as;

A man who looks like a woman ...

Or a woman with an organic strap-on ...

Originally Posted by chicagosun
http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=146960&postcoun t=9
I know I have something...

been about a year now I got a bbbj and I'm figuring from her saliva going into my peehole I'd get random stinging feelings up my penis veins..

I'm hoping it's just early signs of prostate cancer or some prostate related illness

I'm preparing for the worst I could be HIV+ but if i come out with a clean bill of health you best believe I'm going to quite hobbying.

HONESTLY, 75% of time when I get an "itch" to fuck a provider is when I feel that light stinging sensation in my peehole - it's like my penis reminding me that I'm already tainted. I might as well go for some more enjoyment. I'm being 100% real.




WOW! That is the most selfish shit I have ever read. 3 years on the board and you take the cake for sick'o.

If you are a real hobbiest plase PM me the names of the ladies you want to see ... I just want to make sure they are real and not going to scam you ... I promise I wont tell them you have an STD.
Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Brooke is a smart woman and I agree she is on to something is it possible that CS is Miranda

What is clear is that many of his posts display his complete lack of respect for ladies. His attitude seems to indicate someone that I would think providers should steer away from even if you knew he had a recent round of antibiotics.

A tooth paste and a tooth brush used to achieve a higher level of GFE.

You need to book a double with your dentist and your psychiatrist. Perhaps use your own technique and fuck yourself and see how it goes.

How does minty toothpaste feel on the boys? Is it kinda refreshing or a slight burning sensation?

maybe your just a homosexual

Hmmmm. . .

I am predicting the provider response will be something like this:



Chicago, here is a new avatar for you:

before you take a shower, overload your mouth with toothpaste and brush your teeth as usual. Don't spit out at the sink, go to the shower, keep brushing till your mouth is filled with tooth paste and saliva. Now, don't spit it out to the ground of the bath tub. spit it into a wet wash rag. wipe your dick n balls with it and let it sit for atleast sixty seconds.

wash it off in normal bath routine and step outside fresh for your gfe session..

not only will DFK/LFK be tollerable but there's an extra sense of freshness down there that she'll enjoy a lot while going down. Originally Posted by chicagosun

wasn't this last weeks Heloise?

Originally Posted by enderwiggin