What’s the worst thing you ever got in your EYE?!

Had a long cock workship session and he popped all over the place! Landed in my eye and it turned bright red and hurt for 2 days!!!! 🤪

Probably tame in comparison to the other stories, but I was eating some spicy buffalo wings and a drop of hot sauce splashed directly into my eyeball. That will definitely get your attention.

Crawfish juice! Went to my fav spot for crawfish, ordered the “all in” seasoning, a combo of all the different seasonings they have. Knowing damn well there isn’t much meat in the claws, I decide I’m investigating into this rather large claw. Pinched it between my fingers and that sucker explodes juices. I can’t see, my eyes are on fire and I smell like I daty a raunchy BP chick! Servers and patrons both are stopping to try to help. Took about an hour of flushing my eyes out to even be able to get out and drive. I squint now while eating them, lol.