If You Are Differently Abled, Unwell, or Otherwise Incapacitated

Mythos, aka gorgeous eyes,
You crack me up!

I thinck 1.3" of dangling death should be counted as a disability. I want my up front parking spots.

I would want to know if the provider had a disability for several reasons.
Why shouldn't the provider know if I have a disability...or not.

I don't like surprises and I'm sure they don't either.
It's easy to be honest. Originally Posted by tbone2u

I wish everyone was as level-headed and realistic.

Because it reads more like a rant than a polite psa. That is why. Anyone with a disability to the extreme your speaking of is most likely not too happy about it either

With that said;

I can understand the situation you bring up but this is your fault. As a provider you can simply ask, "do you have any special needs or considerations that I should be aware of?" You are already asking screening questions anyway. This is a provider protect thyself issue.

I agree in theory that a mangletard should mention ahead of time that he carries his penis in a thermos but ultimatly your protection is on you. Originally Posted by Mythos

Can I use this word?{Mangletard} Thank you in advance. I think I peed my leg.

Mythos, aka gorgeous eyes,
You crack me up! Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Thank you beautiful

A couple is in the bedroom on their wedding night, preparing for a night of sex and lovemaking. The man says "There are a few things you need to know about me before we make love. She says "OK, what are they?"

The man takes out his false teeth and puts them in a glass or water. Then he pops out his glass eye and sets it next to the glass. He unstraps his prosthetic arm and leg and lays them next to the bed. Finished, he hops into bed, waiting for his bride.

She lays next to him and he tells her he's ready to make love now. The bride says "OK, unhook it and hand it over".

I thinck 1.3" of dangling death should be counted as a disability. I want my up front parking spots. Originally Posted by pyramider

I ask providers for a discount based on below average equipment (as in the above mentioned "Dangling-Death" syndrome) and age related
lack of performance, though medications help that some.

They just laugh.