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Instead of just a toiletries bag, just get a gym bag. Put a pair of shorts, a t-shirt, and some old tennis shoes in with your toiletries and leave it in the trunk. Even if you don't go to the gym regularly you could say you were supposed to meet a friend for tennis, jogging, or anything really, and you or they bailed. And if you leave it there all the time it will show, allowing you to say it was months ago and you just forgot it was there. Plausible deniability.

I don't have an S.O., and I still keep a gym bag with a change of clothes in my vehicle. Never know when a dancer will get glitter all over you, or a drink poured in your lap. Can't go back to work like that, can you?

I think this thread is sad. Has it really come to this??? Mongers having to explain how to carry a gym bag around, with all these fucking details? really???

Grow some balls.

I'm sorry. I know this isn't my normal kind of post. I'm usually much more forgiving, but I'm seriously blown away that this is a 3 page thread on how providers need the right kind of soap, or, what should a man keep in his car to throw his wife off. Wow.

its nice being essentially unattached.. I kind of like the smell of the lotion my favorite provider uses

I think this thread is sad. Has it really come to this??? Mongers having to explain how to carry a gym bag around, with all these fucking details? really???

Grow some balls.

I'm sorry. I know this isn't my normal kind of post. I'm usually much more forgiving, but I'm seriously blown away that this is a 3 page thread on how providers need the right kind of soap, or, what should a man keep in his car to throw his wife off. Wow. Originally Posted by Sire

True it's pathetic but is it really any sadder than most of the threads? Yes it's refreshing when an actual thought provoking, insightful or informative thread pops up but how often does that happen around here?
The ones in between are basically entertainment or shake your head soap operas.

As ridiculous and piddly as this one is at least it addresses an actual issue as opposed to the usual mindless cat fights and ego blogs.

its nice being essentially unattached.. I kind of like the smell of the lotion my favorite provider uses Originally Posted by sunspots

+1

Instead of just a toiletries bag, just get a gym bag. Put a pair of shorts, a t-shirt, and some old tennis shoes in with your toiletries and leave it in the trunk. Even if you don't go to the gym regularly you could say you were supposed to meet a friend for tennis, jogging, or anything really, and you or they bailed. And if you leave it there all the time it will show, allowing you to say it was months ago and you just forgot it was there. Plausible deniability.

I don't have an S.O., and I still keep a gym bag with a change of clothes in my vehicle. Never know when a dancer will get glitter all over you, or a drink poured in your lap. Can't go back to work like that, can you? Originally Posted by Howler

Best suggestion! Thanks!

I always carry a shaving kit in the ride, but if I want to be real sure to be able to hit the shower when I get home, gasoline on your clothes is your friend.

but if I want to be real sure to be able to hit the shower when I get home, gasoline on your clothes is your friend. Originally Posted by texasfeet

That might work once. After that she starts wondering what the hell you're doing at the gas pump lol

Some other ideas are stick your fingers down your throat and vomit all over yourself. When you get home play it up by trying to kiss and hug her. She'll Send you to the shower.
You can always punch yourself in the face and nose bleed all over your clothes.

Possibilities abound.

I always carry a shaving kit in the ride, but if I want to be real sure to be able to hit the shower when I get home, gasoline on your clothes is your friend. Originally Posted by texasfeet

+1

That might work once. After that she starts wondering what the hell you're doing at the gas pump lol

Some other ideas are stick your fingers down your throat and vomit all over yourself. When you get home play it up by trying to kiss and hug her. She'll Send you to the shower.
You can always punch yourself in the face and nose bleed all over your clothes.

Possibilities abound. Originally Posted by Codybeast

Sharting is solid...well, by definition it's NOT solid, but it is a failproof way not to get asked questions; not even spouses want to discuss sharting. If you pull this one often enough, the ONLY question you are going to get asked is, "did you make an appointment with a G.I. yet?"

When I was FS I provided individual non scented soap, non scented deodorant, breath mints, and Fabreeze for my gentleman. It's better to be safe than sorry!!! Always be prepared!!!


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you married guys crack me up..

one very well known Monger calls me up around 2pm on a weekday and says,
Monger: " do you have any coffee?"
REB: "yes, I do"
Monger: " I will over in a few mintues"


anyway he shows up, grabs my coffee pot from the morning and pours it all over his chest, I am like WTF??
he got perfume or glitter or whatever on his shirt and had a spare one in the car, the coffee pour was to throw off his wife as to why he left home with a Pink shirt and came home with a blue one