Eating before a session. Do or don't?

Eat lightly day of the appointment; bars, crackers, fruit, etc.
I would take it as a compliment if I Fucked somebody so good they deficated & came at the same time!
My new sign line could be " I WILL LITERALLY FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU."
are u up for the challenge GS?. Originally Posted by SweetDulce
Well....I'll be honest. I've had a few "close calls" but only with a slow teasing blow job and sensual rubbing of the boys. If you edge me for a while, it can become risky when I blow.

But....I've read you don't do oral. So I think the chances are low.

But.....I could always fake it.

Edit: With a bj, would that mean ......?
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I love dinner dates, but yes, both I and the gent must be careful not to overindulge. Light menus and doggy bags were invented for good reasons, or couples could go the "sharing is caring" route and split a larger dish.

Not advisable at all to eat carbo-laden entrees before carnal-laid erotics.

Heavy meals and heavy on the alcohol make for heavy eyes, later. So much talk about farts, but what about SNORING?
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Yo quiero taco bell!!
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  • 05-08-2015, 05:45 PM
I always enjoy a good meal after a session. Replenish. Sometimes it makes me laugh. A buddy and I went to see Dracula untikd( shorty film) and we he came to my car he was upset I was eating cause he was hungry. In my mind I was like " this is a post threesome snack."
And diffidently do not eat strawberries at least 24 hours before seeing Fancy!!!!!!!!
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I've had a few "close calls" but only with a slow teasing blow job and sensual rubbing of the boys

But....I've read you don't do oral.

Edit: With a bj, would that mean ......?[/QUOTE]

But bb.. u don't care for bjs from providerz. That is not what ur there for. Or so I've read
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Dulce - i believe this doesn't matter to you ? bcoz your menu seems to be empty ;-)
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But bb.. u don't care for bjs from providerz. That is not what ur there for. Or so I've read Originally Posted by SweetDulce
That's mostly true.

I do not like to waste time fucking her mouth especially when I'm paying a clock watcher.

My preference is to fuck her in the azz.

If she doesn't like that, then I'll happily fuck her pussy.

If she wants to stop the timer while she sucks my dick, that's fine with me. So far, all have declined that option....even the ones bragging how much they love sucking dick....they love getting paid more.

So....I would happily let a woman suck the shit out of me as long as it doesn't cut my fuck time short.

I'll even let her put that in her sig line...Lolz....."Sucked the shit out of him."
Eat a lot of seafood last night and drink some fluid before the session... you will be amazed.
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I like to go into a session with an empty stomach. Then eat after the session.
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Total agreement. Either 2 or more hours before the session. Or if it has been four or more hours since your last meal, then eat 30 minutes before meeting. No onions and brush your teeth.

Not a doctor but I know from my own metabolism that my body needs regularity. Not always the case in this hobby. I love continuing to indulge my gutteral instincts by having a satisfying meal AFTER meeting a provider. Clean. Neat. And fragrant before. Dirty. Stinky. And starving after.

Need I remind the fellas about the current discussion in the men's lounge?
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Dulce - i believe this doesn't matter to you ? bcoz your menu seems to be empty ;-) Originally Posted by SamHouston
Ur right. I specialize in the Fuck her like she is dead Fetish. Hehe!
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So....I would happily let a woman suck the shit out of me as long as it doesn't cut my fuck time short.

I'll even let her put that in her sig line...Lolz....."Sucked the shit out of him." Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
How about,,,, I sucked the kidney stones out of him,,, IT JUST MAKEs MORE SENSE.
How about,,,, I sucked the kidney stones out of him,,, IT JUST MAKEs MORE SENSE. Originally Posted by SweetDulce
Somebody got those already.

Edit: can't say her handle but it starts with L and ends in 101.