Blow jobs

redbeard42's Avatar
The ghost of Mata Hari came back from the dead and whispered her secrets into my ear whilst I was dreaming of Handsome Young Johnny McSugarschlong.

I awoke to find myself clutching the diadem of the Order of the Frenulum-Flicker in my delicate dick beatin' right hand.

I will take off my elbow length black kid skins and gently tap the cheek of Claire She Blows and challenge her to a duel. A sword-fight of sorts, if I may say so tongue firmly planted in cheek.

I will also accept challengers and graciously divest myself of the diadem to the winner. However, you must be warned that Mata Hari and I will not part with it easily. I'm willing to suffer Deep Adenoid Vapor Lock for my art.

Any hale and hearty ladies up to the challenge?

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
I would like to volunteer as judge for this encounter.
tallndarkntx's Avatar
Pick me, pick me!!!
I'm in. I propose X+1 dudes, X being the number of female participants. Random order. Everyone is ranked. Then some sort of math to determine a champion. Superlative awards for those who are not crowned.
I would like to volunteer as judge for this encounter. Originally Posted by redbeard42

shit, I'll judge, cater it, clean up, chauffeur, bartend, whetever...
knotty man's Avatar
I'd be the +1
I wanna be the swing vote
tallndarkntx's Avatar
I'm in. I propose X+1 dudes, X being the number of female participants. Random order. Everyone is ranked. Then some sort of math to determine a champion. Superlative awards for those who are not crowned. Originally Posted by JennsLolli
I am in!
CentTex77's Avatar
I'm in. I propose X+1 dudes, X being the number of female participants. Random order. Everyone is ranked. Then some sort of math to determine a champion. Superlative awards for those who are not crowned. Originally Posted by JennsLolli
I like where this thread is going!
tallndarkntx's Avatar
I like where this thread is going! Originally Posted by CentTex77
Agreed...this place needs more threads like this!
EastBayRay's Avatar
Worst bj I ever got was the worst. I fell asleep for half an hour, woke up, realized what was happening, Told her to stop and went back to sleep. Yes, it really was that bad or maybe I got spoiled from Kat in Austin, Jens lolli, Sweet Mimi, Sweet Sonya etc.

What does it for me? Low and slow, long and deep, sloppy, pick up the pace, lick the boys and don't stop til I pop.
^^^^ I like that.
tallndarkntx's Avatar
Had quite literally an hour long orgasm with Claire the last time I saw her. The girl really knows what she's doing.

Been too long since I've seen her. Ugh...
Miss Valentina: Your post above is greatness.

For me? Being able to adapt to the situation, and yes, I agree that taking direction and giving it is important.

The reality is there are many types and styles of blow jobs....and it is fun to explore all of them. My favorite? The long lasting one that keeps me in a state of arousal, conversation, and connection. Does not mean one's jaws are propped open for a long time....hands, breasts, frottage all come in to play.....it just means keeping me in a state of arousal (not to be confused with "edging"), for an extended period of time. best accompanied by good music, fonseca port bin no. 27, and a good cigar.
Ooh, my favorite topic! And yes I agree that there are many different techniques, preferences, methods etc.. and everyone has their own favorite that makes their willy go woooo! You just cannot treat two dicks the same too often, and I love the process of getting to know someones favorite technique. Slow, sensual, sucky, tongue-y, rough, fast, doust in spit, or lustily licked like a lollipop, toying with the tip or face first against the balls... all fun, and all sooo good! I have a personal admiration for face-fucking, balls deep in my mouth with lots o' spit followed by a generous facial.
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A sword-fight of sorts Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Let me know if you are in need of a valyrian steel sword.