Good thing Mr Smith isn't a doctor (I hope, if he is tough titty) because he has no bed side manner at all!!! I really though my ideal of going to the costume ball as a virgin or maybe a nun had merit but no he just burst the dream using no, I repeat NO tact what so ever an in no uncertain terms lets me know I'm not a virgin nor am I a nun, but he did at least confirm the fresh out of the shower look worked, This only opened up a whole different can of worms, for example who's going to follow me around sprinkling water or some substitute on me to keep the fresh look and could this venture over into the water sports arena???? The owner of the house I suspect wouldn't be too thrilled with the thought of water trailed all over his home. Not to mention every one that I give a big old southern hug to will now have to suffer along with a wet shirt ( its ok for somethings to be warm and wet) but a cold wet shirt is not cool or then maybe it could be cool. GEE guys I have a real delima here, I need some suggestions on costume choice, Ya know a towel wrapped around me would suit a lot of you, but then it would be toooo easy to unwrap the package . Or maybe I could come dressedd as Mr Smith then we would have two ass'es at the gathering (lol just playing we all know what a great guy Mr Smith is don't we). I could come as an ATM machine NO NO NO that is what yall are suppose to come as. My poor lil mind is all stresse out over this , Yall get off your ass'es and give me some choices if I come attired as one of you suggest I might just slip off with you an who knows a bbbj might be the reward for your suggestion. Where's Col Z he should be good at this sort of stuff, naw just like the cops never around when you need him. REALLY looking forward to the GLMI see yall there and really I need costume ideas xoxo chelsea
Originally Posted by chelsea simms
Chelsea hun, I got here as quick as I could, and even have an idea or three:
Cheerleader,
Nurse:
Schoolteacher:
police officer (we may need some crowd control)
Maybe, a toga:
And Love Slave, though probably not what Smitty had in mind:
Will add some more as I get more ideas.
The Colonel
PS: and you gotta remember, Smitty ain't a doctor, he works on a ferry boat.