Unprofessional

So, i guess she is a no on references? Should change ur handle to nvrflush. since it clogged the bowl it should have counted as your first bell.

wow, just saw this thread and can't stop laughing. Not piling on bumpy, but I definitely try to give myself enough time that if I have to void, it is done well in advance of my session. Don't know why she would flip out though. Did you ask her to DATO you or something?

The funny thing is that I spoke with a couple of guys I know from this board and they told me to post what happened because no one will believe you. I still feel that I was in the right. To all you defenders of morality, I tried to work out something with the donation but SHE said no if SHE would have given me some back, I wouldnt have had to get it all back.

It was an honest mistake, I even showered before returning to the session, I had no ill will towards her. Some of you act like I took a dump on her table or something, it was the f-ing toilet, that's why they are built.

I got another text from her this morning calling me an asshole, I was going to try to work something out with her, but not now.

Bumpy, you will never live this down. Below your avatar it says Location: Somewhere Close. You should change it to Location: I'll be right there, I'm taking a shit

Bumpy, you will never live this down. Below your avatar it says Location: Somewhere Close. You should change it to Location: I'll be right there, I'm taking a shit Originally Posted by Jack Flash

That's funny right there.

I will not be unprofessional like this provider was so I wont mention her name....

Unprofessional ......... So I make an appointment with xxxxxx xxxxx. After some back and forward banter we set the time. I shower, get dressed and head out, I arrived at her incall in anticipation and ready for a great time but .........


I knock on the door and she greets me with a tad of sleepiness in her eyes, I guess she took a nap while waiting for the appointment. She asked about a shower and I said I already took one, actually sniffed me and I assumed I passed. We handled the business end of the deal and she laid it into a bowl near the door. She leaves to get comfortable so I started to do the same but then my stomach grumbled and I realized that maybe I shouldnt have eaten so close to appointment time. At this point we are about ten minutes in the session, she returns and I ask to use the bathroom, I said that on second thought I need to shower. So I go to the bathroom and turn on the shower but actually I have to drop a load. I thought that it was going to be a quick pinch but it wasnt. It took a little but not more than 10 min, then I hop in the shower real quick to get clean again.


I come back and she seems to be upset, I make a small joke but she gets all unprofessional and starts cursing with an attitude saying, what took so fucking long, its been 30min. I was like nothing, just relax. She said you have 30min left, I replied with, "there is no need to curse at me and why only 30min, you offered the shower". She continues to act like a bitch but I press on. She stops and says that she needs to use the bathroom but stays gone a bit. After a couple of minutes I go check on her cause I think this session is going bad. I get to the bathroom and she is on the phone bitching to someone about me, how unprofessional is that, when she sees me she darts into the bathroom real quick and I hear "WHAT THE FUCK, what's that smell ", then I hear " fuck, that's gross then blehhhhhhh". I walk by the bathroom and she is throwing up in the sink, if she was sick she should have not made the appointment.


So then she says "you nasty fucker, YOU left that big shit in the toilet" then blehhhhh again. I was embarrassed and humiliated, she could have just flushed it, I made an innocent mistake, I planned to flush after the shower so that the flushing wouldnt make the water scold me. I have never been treated in such a rude manner, what a bitch I thought. She is such a DRAMA queen,,,,,,,,, just flush it. After she finished and I flushed the toilet for her, I told her that I still had 20 min left. She said "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE", I was stunned she said that to me. I went to the room and started to dress because if she was going to be this unprofessional I was leaving. After I left room I went to the bathroom and asked her for my donation back but she said no, I stated that I did NOT recieve any service so I want my donation. She said leave or I will call "someone" and you have been here over 45 minutes. I left the bathroom, went back to the room and grabbed my donation out of the place she "hid it" in the room. I stormed out of the room and passed her headed to the room (she had a shocked look on her face that I was still there), I let myself out and headed to the car. I hear her yelling "you fucker" from the door as I closed my car door.


I will not see this unprofessional "provider" again. At least I did not lose my $$.5 .......


Get this, later she texted me and said that when I flushed, the toilet eventually over flowed and I "owe" her the donation and the cost to fix her toilet. I texted back NO, you are unprofessional and should get into another business.
Originally Posted by Bumpy_Deek

Do you know Monica Fox?

Bumpy trust me, the guys that told you to write this did it so they could laugh right along with us

Wonder how many people are reading this while they are taking a shit. Rofl, nvm, don't wanna know.

what I dont get is why we have this urge to share everything including shitty details (pun intended) on this board.

Funny as hell though. Bumpy_dick its time you changed your advisers.

Funny Story.

That's great, I loved it. Gotta say I don't think the session would go good if i went in rest room and saw providers fresh shit in the toilet.

There are few things that will literally leave my mouth agape......this "story" of yours has most certainly done so.....it is appalling, on so many different levels. I know we all have different sets of standards...buuuuut, this one crosses the line. Assuming of course that it was not written tongue n cheek in am effort to give folks a chuckle in a John Waters kinda way. Regardless, certainly not my cuppa tea

"BoB"

Not sure if the OP realizes how many women just put him on the "you are out of your fucking mind if you think I will ever see you" list. Some things are left better unsaid!!!

At the very least you could have given her a "clean up" fee......

Had you ever tried this at the blue water while I was there I would have tazed you over and over, in your asshole! I would have changed into a dom suit and made you clean that shit with your tongue! And you stupid ass would have come back for more to clean my shit! Guys dig that!

Who is Monica Fox?