When we were kings (or queens)..

When we were kings----

So when I was at UT, I worked as a bouncer on 6th street.
It was a very popular bar. Always crowded and had lots of regulars. Well one group of regulars was a POD of fat chicks that always came in and sat by the door and flirted with me and the other door man. So one night we made a bet that we were gonna see who the orcas liked better. That person [the loser] had to go home with one of em' that night. CRAP!
As She was driving me to her house. I noticed the whole freakin car was canted [tilted] to her side. I asked myself where my life had gone so wrong? We get to her place and I got on Mt. St. orca and made good on the bet. She finally went to sleep and like a ninja I made my escape. Bout 4am and I had to walk about 5 miles to get to my Truck back downtown. Didnt care. I used the time walking to think and reflect. To this day I refuse to go to Seaworld!

^^lol sir..

so on a vegas trip with the lovely keri and rory, at one point he had doubled up from 1500 and had 3gs in his pocket. i said give yourself like 200 bucks to play with-since we were staying at the Cortez before it went to shit, 200 was a legit bankroll as long as you weren't running Martingales-and go drop that shit off at your bank. he figured that wasn't a half bad idea. he googled his closest bank, and it was about 3 miles. so then it was, should we drive or walk. he said drive, but i said, we've been eating like kings and playin dice, and that's it. i say we walk. he was cool with that.

so we go upstairs, and he said, you know we need security precautions. and i said yup, i've been thinking about that.

so i said, how bout this. you keep your bankroll and the bear spray. (bear spray is like american express. dont leave home without out..) i'll walk about 20 feet ahead, and i'll clear out the path. if anyone engages with me, i'll give him some head butts or what have you. that will give you time to draw. then i'll fall out and you can unleash hell, firing at will.

he seemed to think that sounded plausible, so we were a go for launch. i reviewed the gps directions so there wasn't going to be any fiddling around, lookin like a lost puppy.

so we head out. i took the exact middle of the sidewalk and had no plans to yield to king kong, never mind a couple of street thugs.

and as we're walking, the neighborhood is going south by the foot. mighta just as well chill on cullen, south of 610. and the worse it got, the more resolved i became, taking longer strides and turning my face into a perpetual angry scowl.

now i have no idea what these peeps saw ahead, but i see two pretty gangst a lookin bros, and i'm thinking, if you bastards yield to my right of way, you're both goin down. and then these chaps did something funny. they crossed the street. and i was like, smart move gents, and bust out laughing.

as this walk is takin us deeper and deeper into the hood, there wasn't going to be any turning back. at a crosswalk, i see this dude who looks to be kinda a badass, and as we passed each other, we locked eyes in angry scowls, and then i turn around, like bitch, wtf are you lookin at. but anyway we both keep walking and i scanned back to make sure rory was still good. he was.

what's the most dangerous hood in houston for white people? 3rd ward? 5th ward? well whichever one is the scariest, that's pretty much where we were.

we got to the bank without incident. i asked rory for the bear spray so i could cover him while he was dropping off 3 gs at the atm.

i gave the bear spray back to rory. we felt pretty good after that, so on the way back, we just walked normally, side by side. no adventures.

when we were kings. or queens..

tiffany. that was her name.

so we're staying at the cortez, before it went to shit, in downtown las vegas with a sweet room and a great view of the strip, while rory is deployed in japan.

tiffany was gorgeous. she had one of the prettiest asses i've seen. and her skin, as on her ass, was flawless. she let me pop her greek cherry on our second session.

but she had some things. no photos. none, not even just her gorgeous body, even with no face showing.

and in her teens, she went on something like tiktok, and used a product she found being hawked there. she put it on some face blemishes-i'm sure they were tiny because her skin was otherwise flawless-and the cream tore through her epidermis, and a good chunk of her dermis, i think. viewed negatively, you could say her lesions looked like something you'd see in dawn of the dead, with raw red flesh exposed.

the first time we met, she had some type of foundation makeup where you couldn't see her facial lesions. and she was a fucking knockout.

third session, she wore no makeup. she said, "i like you. i want you to see the real me. should i leave?"

and i said, "no. i still think you're fucking gorgeous." i picked up her tiny spinner body and bear-hugged her for like 10 minutes straight, holding her by her lovely perky buttcheeks. we had a great session.

after that, she never wore makeup unless we were going out on the town, and her facial lesions didn't bother me. but to myself, i was thinking, girl you need a badass plastic surgeon to do a couple skin grafts, and you'll be a fucking ebony goddess. but i didn't tell her that, because unless i had the money, it'd be cruel.

she was super independent-not as much as Denise aka Daphne-but still super independent. and it was about 4am. i was alone at the table, and things had escalated. from my initial 2gs, i was down about to about my last 200.

and suddenly, when i turned around, there sitting at the slots but not playing was tiffany. and she gave me this look, like, "i could feel you needed me from our 9th floor tower room, and so i came." she said, and without any words, "you got this. dont even think about letting me down."

my last 200 wasn't in big denominations, mostly reds (5s) and whites (1s). so i took every chip in my rails, and stacked it on the don't. it looked fucking ridiculous. the pit boss asked, "Color?"

i said, "nope. that's my don't bet."

set aces over deuces. took forever to focus. threw, perfect egg toss throw. dealer calls out, "Aces! Take the line, pay the donts." i just doubled up.

and i kept shooting from the donts, while tiffany was willing me to victory. i hit my next 14/16 donts. then i fucked with the pit boss. i put my entire chip stack on the dont.

she said, "dont bet?"

i said, "nope. color coming in." she smiled.

the count? 2135. i threw the dealer a green "for the boyz."

i got a "thank you kindly!"

in the elevator, she said, "i could feel you needed me. so i came."

i said, "you're right, and thank you for that."

tiffany and i went upstairs and fucked each other's brains out.

she went home rich and happy, since she got a piece of the action.

when we were kings. or queens..

TLDR ...

I guess that "sabbatical" was a non starter...like a moth to a flame, mana used to say.

TLDR ...

I guess that "sabbatical" was a non starter...like a moth to a flame, mana used to say. Originally Posted by TryWeakly

i'm already in my first lawsuit suing my hoa. since everything is under control at the moment, i've decided to come off of my sabbatical, as of now. playing this shit by ear, as it were.

shine was..a bit hard to defend. not gonna lie.

add nothing to the board? bro i've taken one for the team way more than you'll ever do in 50 hobby lifetimes. you think i should try to impress you? jus, naw..

pull up any hottie on LC and good chance i can give you her full backstory and her relevant service details.

and i'd like to remind you, this is the sandbox, which really aint about hobby topics. it's about anything but the hobby, strictly speaking. hobby-related shit goes in coed.

did you even know who toni lovex was before i started this thread? among other things, she's an african goddess. did doubles qv bbbj with her and nina renee. that shit was off the chain and why i still bother to hobby.

why don't you read some of my reviews? you'll see why you should show respect to your elders. i, for one, respect my elders.

if you have something relevant to add to the thread that is on point, post it uitb. if not, then stfu, sir.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

OFFF THE CHAINNNN!!! Danggg we did that in 2018! Lol

i'm already in my first lawsuit suing my hoa. since everything is under control at the moment, i've decided to come off of my sabbatical, as of now. playing this shit by ear, as it were. Originally Posted by pxmcc

No you’re just a bottom to TS Layer aka Charcoal, Nubian prince and Shine

Stop posting fantasy gibberish here, grindR is more for you

No you’re just a bottom to TS Layer aka Charcoal, Nubian prince and Shine

Stop posting fantasy gibberish here, grindR is more for you Originally Posted by Back2HoustonHobby

back at it, huh dorian? why dont you contribute to the thread instead of trying to troll me? i'm an evil reverse troll cause i don't give any fucks and i know too much, but i dont want to go there unless i have to.

your review of bat girl lauren mayfair was pretty epic. why don't you spin some "when we were kings" stories from that instead of trying to troll me?

i won't be posting any relevant content Originally Posted by pxmcc

FTFY...

so i met nae for the first time on oh2. (crazy lol, huh..)

and she and i hit it off. before i put the cover on during the first session, i came to know that she wanted my dripping pink and white cock deep in her pretty dark pink pussy. but today? no. tomorrow? no. a marker for the day after? maybe..

nevertheless, i teased her. and deigned her a virgin goddess. it happens, or so i think..

i pushed her to excel. no sinecure, no free epilogue. some legit gangsta shit or g shit

so i said, " u a bad bitch. you win. and by the way,fuck u and your homegirl.

so i'm in costa rica-this spring break-to visit my peoples, and it's me and rory, back at it. we picked a hotel in san juan that had dice. but with the pandemic, they gave up offering craps. big bummer.

so we're walking by a casino and we can see an electronic roulette table in the back. so i turned to rory, and said, "you don't think.." and i trailed off. he said, "why not?" i'm like, "rory, roulette has a 5% house edge. that's like trying to win playing the field! it's not possible."

but he wasn't having it. so i said, "standard dice rules?"

he said yup.

ok lets see what happens. we put 100 each into a common bankroll.

standard rules are no bets unless we both sign off, and all profits and losses are shared equally.

so we sit down and start watching the board. it displays everything electronically.

i said, "you want to try anti-martingale?"

he said sure. so we'd wait for a pattern, jump on a 50/50 bet, hit twice before pressing the action. but we developed zero momentum using anti-Mart.

so i said fuck it, lets try a martingale. and then we started hitting. 2nd bet. 3rd bet. 2nd bet. 4th bet. it was nuts. we could cover 5 losses and that was it. (here's the backstory on Martingale vs AntiMartingale in "Math Class is now in session" (https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1209871&page=19))

as our bankroll starts going up, i start modifying our progressions. more aggressive. we got up to 290 then 320 then 350.

i followed the rule of 3s. no big bets until a pattern of 3 in a row of reds or blacks, high or low, or odd or even. because the universe is lumpy, is the best way i can explain it.

we got to the top of the progession-had the full 350 on the line. i saw 3 reds. i said rory, lets go all in on red. he said no, lets wait for one more red. it came up red. i fell over laughing. rory said ok, all in on red. i said sure. came up black. we went bust. i was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

"rory, you shoulda listened to me.."

score: casino 1, px and rory, 0.

we were undeterred..

(tbc..)

Was that San Juan or San Jose Costa Rica? If it was San Jose I used to play craps all the time at the Colonial Casino next door to the Del Rey hotel. I always admired the dealers there as they dealt in both colones and dollars and always kept up with the betting.

Was that San Juan or San Jose Costa Rica? If it was San Jose I used to play craps all the time at the Colonial Casino next door to the Del Rey hotel. I always admired the dealers there as they dealt in both colones and dollars and always kept up with the betting. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

it was san jose. when we were there, not a single dice table was active anywhere in costa rica, not even the hotel next to del ray. it was very sad.

i have a del ray story-rory's first hobby experience-that was hilarious and i'll post it after i finish our russian roulette story. we did 3 nights straight of russian roulette before we headed off to Arenal to spend our ill-gotten gains and work off the extra pounds from eating like kings pretty much the whole trip. the street vendors are the best, better than the fancy restaurants even..

i won't be posting any relevant content at this time on this thread. .. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Well... at least you are consistent.