This whole GFE thing becomes a bunch of bullshit. It is very simple. Ladies post a menu that you are willing to do with every guy that comes through the door unless they are a stinky douchebag. If you want to do more than that do so during the session which is what YMMV is. Guys, dont go in looking for things that are not on the menu. Also if a lady gives you something that is not on the menu keep it to yourself and out of your review. It is the ladies choice whether to do that with future people not yours to make for her. Keeping to something like this is what makes sessions go smoothly and without surprises other than the occasional good one.
Originally Posted by Phil A.Cheaux
You pretty much laid down the rules on the best way to not be disappointed.
The list of activities in the showcase should be what she would do with any guy she sees who did all the pre-visit necessities: go to the bathroom (I hear some providers dont like their clients to shit in their bathrooms), shower, brush teeth, deodorant, smell good, have had a haircut within the past few weeks (fucking hippies), and wax your back (from the top of the shoulders all the way down to your asshole)