Christmas Shopping Early in MO..

Rednecks.

Bunch of old white guys arguing about staying off each other's lawns .... . Originally Posted by Wakeup

That is a unique concept brought on by senility, isn't it?

I'm particularly sensitive about those who bring their dogs over to shit on mine. Now, that is real FUNNY when one inadvertently tracks into their home or onto the floor mats of the car just before pulling out to go to work..... and boy is it funny "at work" when your shoes smell like dog shit.

Laugh a minute life is ... for the dog shitters.

Going down to the local Best Buy tomorrow morning and chant "FERGUSON!"

Going down to the local Best Buy tomorrow morning and chant "FERGUSON!" Originally Posted by gnadfly

It'll be a little chilly to run around without your shirt on and your butt hanging out covered only by your boxers. Bring your own Halloween mask.

BTW: That is NOT why it's called "Black Friday"!

It'll be a little chilly to run around without your shirt on and your butt hanging out covered only by your boxers. Bring your own Halloween mask.

BTW: That is NOT why it's called "Black Friday"! Originally Posted by LexusLover

What's your take on it, LLIdiot. Obviously something's stirring your pity pot today.... Otherwise you wouldn't be up prowling before sunrise, still swilling in egg nog...

BTW: That is NOT why it's called "Black Friday"! Originally Posted by LexusLover

In the future it might be...

Otherwise you wouldn't be up prowling before sunrise, ........ Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I am always up before "sunrise" .... Friday or not.

Rednecks. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Whats the matter Assup, did your Roman Helmet fall off again ?
Don't be too hard on the rednecks son. Remember your Pappy is one too !

Whats the matter Assup, did your Roman Helmet fall off again ?
Don't be too hard on the rednecks son. Remember your Pappy is one too ! Originally Posted by rioseco

I tried to explain to him that they are called "rednecks" because their necks got sunburned while working their asses off ....

which benefits him (YouRong) because they are paying taxes and supporting his Obamacare supplements/'grants to keep his family insured .. so he can hang around down at Nau's and not have to work so hard .... and he can get an inflamed case of the red-ass.

Roman helmet?

Ingles por favor.

Roman helmet?

Ingles por favor. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

It's worse than we thought.......
Thats when your lover drapes his balls over your head and lays his penis atop your nose. Now you understand, dont play stupid.
Oh it is not an act. I see.

Jesus, you really are in your mama's basement.

Jesus, ...... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Please don't invoke religion into the discussion ... oh wait .. my apologies.

This thread is about CHRISTmas.

Jesus, you really are in your mama's basement. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Assup Asshole Baby, I already told you my mama is deceased.
Now I add to that, her home was sold by my sister the estate executor. I was kicked out the basement. I now live in a tool shed near the fracking rig. I watch Sarah Palin on my pc all morning and listen to Rush in the afternoons. Fox News at night mostly because I feel like I have company when the TV is on.

Love, your Pa Rioseco

Assup Asshole Baby,

Love, your Pa Rioseco Originally Posted by rioseco

What kind of a "neck" does that make YouRong?