Emergency Plans

won't it be better to die with a smile and after you have cum???

That's true about having an emergency card. However, if I'm going to die on someone, I'm going to die happy with a smile and a hard on!!LMAO Originally Posted by shorty

This does happen more than you might think. And it happened to a well respected escort in Dallas.

I would do what she did. Call 911 and wait. Then, she really didn't say much at all but she did try to dress him before they got there. She didn't have to say much because the firefighter's, etc., knew what was going on.

Whether it's a girlfriend, lover, tryst or time with an escort, it really doesn't matter. I cannot imagine that a woman would get in trouble for staying around. She could get in trouble for not.

That is what I would do. Wait. Shake. Be nervous. Try to figure out the appropriate thing to say to the authorities and do the best that I can.

Live by the sword and all. I've thought about this a lot and I am certain this would be my course of action. If they were sick, I would do the same thing. I would be there and take care of him the best that I could.

It would depend on the situation. NEVER run out, though.

EW

Back in October a long time client was acting funny....stuttering..confused. ..unable to speak at times...this kept happening in lapses the 3rd time it happened I asked him to smile and he could not (I remembered that was one of the signs of a stroke) so I pretty much threw him in the car and flew to the ER where I passed myself of as his neice who was just reconnecting with that side of the family so I didnt know any history.I stayed with him for a few hours.

By the time you call 911 he is probably going to be dead. Oh well just another john. Originally Posted by burkalini

I thought the thread was a joke, so I replied as such.

If we are being serious, then I guess I should take out an insurance policy on every guy over a certain age. Right lol. I am so sure they would be eager to sign.

If he does live and has to explain to his wife what he was doing in my hotel room, I doubt he would be so happy I stuck around. So I would call 911 and simply say I saw a gent in the hall having trouble so I brought him in and had him lay down...then I would be down the road. I don't need to explain THAT to my family either thanks. Let us not forget there is going to likely be evidence if the cops decide to look around. They don't always just "assume" the girl is innocent and did not do something to hurt him. Word can get out the girl was an escort with all the condoms, toys, and lube...don't forget the wad of cash from guys earlier that week.

I think like a cop, because I have been around them all of my life. Save the life first, but be smart about it.

[quote=London Rayne;1090727]Yea, I haul azz and call 911 from a pay phone.[/quote

LMAO....you would, wouldn't you ?

Remind me not to share a foxhole with you during the next world war !

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Yes London, this thread was all in humor. I do believe that the ladies would do the right thing if a situation arose.

Thanks for all the input and for getting SNL to start posting again!!

[quote=Abe Normal;1091241]

Yea, I haul azz and call 911 from a pay phone.[/quote

LMAO....you would, wouldn't you ?

Remind me not to share a foxhole with you during the next world war ! Originally Posted by London Rayne

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that worn out thing...bluck!! Looks like someone just had something really BIG in there...maybe even 2.

Abe, in your case I would just tie your azz to the car like they did with Aunt Edna in National Lampoons...LOL!

Well, stradle me across the manifold and leave the damn engine runnig.

Might as well go out with a grin on my face !

This does happen more than you might think. And it happened to a well respected escort in Dallas.

I would do what she did. Call 911 and wait. Then, she really didn't say much at all but she did try to dress him before they got there. She didn't have to say much because the firefighter's, etc., knew what was going on.

Whether it's a girlfriend, lover, tryst or time with an escort, it really doesn't matter. I cannot imagine that a woman would get in trouble for staying around. She could get in trouble for not.

That is what I would do. Wait. Shake. Be nervous. Try to figure out the appropriate thing to say to the authorities and do the best that I can.

Live by the sword and all. I've thought about this a lot and I am certain this would be my course of action. If they were sick, I would do the same thing. I would be there and take care of him the best that I could.

It would depend on the situation. NEVER run out, though.

EW Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Agreed...in a state of emergency, nobody really cares if the woman is a lover/mistress/escort/friend. The goal is to save the person's life.

I suspect either of Naomi's emergency moves could bring a dead man back to life . . .

If we are being serious, then I guess I should take out an insurance policy on every guy over a certain age. Right lol. I am so sure they would be eager to sign. Originally Posted by London Rayne

London, you can't take out the insurance policies...the gents have to do that. Now, if you want to trade a low limit (no physical required) insurance policy for "free service," you might come out ahead. For instance, get him to sign up for a $25K policy, and give him free service for a certain number of sessions. If he kicks the bucket early, you're ahead of the game. If he lasts, you've limited your exposure so you are at least getting what you would have gotten. The only thing you need to do is wait for him to die to collect the proceeds. It's probably insurance fraud, but I think it's a fine line. It's not like you're faking his death to collect.

@Abe Normal. I'm going to suggest that the picture might violate the rules. You decide.

I suspect either of Naomi's emergency moves could bring a dead man back to life . . . Originally Posted by SlowHand49

Hahaha

London, you can't take out the insurance policies...the gents have to do that. Now, if you want to trade a low limit (no physical required) insurance policy for "free service," you might come out ahead. For instance, get him to sign up for a $25K policy, and give him free service for a certain number of sessions. If he kicks the bucket early, you're ahead of the game. If he lasts, you've limited your exposure so you are at least getting what you would have gotten. The only thing you need to do is wait for him to die to collect the proceeds. It's probably insurance fraud, but I think it's a fine line. It's not like you're faking his death to collect.

@Abe Normal. I'm going to suggest that the picture might violate the rules. You decide. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Now you're speaking my language buddy.

LOL - unless your client is a super famous guy like Charlie Sheen, or on the flipside unless your provider is a famous porn star, I doubt most EMTs and medical people will really care who you are at all. Rather, they might just be happy that someone was there to intervene in a situation where a person might not have been able to phone for themselves.

Does anyone really care? No one knows the situation is anything but ordinary - and in fact, it's not anything but ordinary. I'm sure it's just another day on the job for the paramedics.

It's just wrong to leave someone who is in bad shape to fend for themselves. You don't have to give a press conference when help arrives. Just politely excuse yourself if you know your presence could cause harm to the other person's reputation.

I agree , I think its best to treat it like any medical emergency , do the right thing