The Do Not Do List...While Receiving Oral

Don't call another provider and ask her if she is available in about an hour.

Don't call another provider and ask her if she is available in about an hour. Originally Posted by lilsmurf

I've been thinking about this one, but I'm stumped. I won't call another provider and ask her that, I promise. Here's what I don't get...

What SHOULD I ask her? She's going to think I'm weird if I call her for no reason.

Women
Don't sneeze......I was once with a couple with the hubby going down on his wife I guess he knew she was about to sneeze and he jerked up really fast, couldn't figure out why until she got up to go the bathroom and was told that when she sneezes or laughs she tinkle's a little. Ever since then I stop when I think a women is going to sneeze just in case.....

Men
Don't go to town like it's your last visit there, especially when you have a beard. We can be sensitive ya know

Don't ask to take me to your Mom and Dad's while they're out of town to do it in your sisters old room.

Lmao, that's nuts Ana, POD the point being is that you shouldn't do that, because your current bj, probably won't end well.

Lmao, that's nuts Ana, POD the point being is that you shouldn't do that, because your current bj, probably won't end well. Originally Posted by lilsmurf

Ahhh, so thats why....

good to know. thanks.

POD the point being is that you shouldn't do that, because your current bj, probably won't end well. Originally Posted by lilsmurf

I'm guessing you've done this. You horny devil, lol.

When I was younger and amazed when anything was near my penis, I had a girlfriend who hated hot cum, so she tried putting a ziplock bag of ice under my balls.

That... um... did not work for me so well. Originally Posted by Junky

LMAO

I knew a Provider once (my first ATF) who told me about a client she had...

He would stand sideways in front of the mirror, drinking a beer and smoking while she was on her knees doing a BJ.

Her exact words to me..."It was disgusting..."

He would burp the Whole time....while he was going down on me! E-E-E-U-U-U-W! Come on!! Hahahaaa...that was so fucking awful.

THATS DISGUSTING omg!!!

Whoa, I think I need to make another trip to San Antonio to meet with Miss Molly...

He would burp the Whole time....while he was going down on me! E-E-E-U-U-U-W! Come on!! Hahahaaa...that was so fucking awful.

THATS DISGUSTING omg!!! Originally Posted by Miss Molly

That's when I would tell him to get the F'ck out and don't come back. Then take a crying game shower, then post on every alert board I could find, then fanasize about b'tch slapping him until my arm fell off.

...what if it was your fault for pouring a 6-pack down his gull?

That's when I would tell him to get the F'ck out and don't come back. Then take a crying game shower, then post on every alert board I could find, then fanasize about b'tch slapping him until my arm fell off. Originally Posted by anova444

Umm...just recently while visiting another city, I was in the midst of removing the chrome off of someone's trailer hitch (lol) and the gent starts repeating,

"That's right, good girl, do your job, do your job!"

....He was completely serious. But it took ALL that I had not to look up at him & ask him if he was f*ckn' kiddin' me -OR just BUST out laughing?!!! Omg I was ROTFL inside.
Yes ladies, this DID happen. I think he was a trainer or something, because the tone of it was as if he were coaching me, or cheering me on...not degrading...or at least I don't think he was.
But still, WTF? LOL

Just FYI...moaning, saying my name, even screaming my name would've sufficed just fine.
LOL LOL

XOXO
ItalianaPrincess


Oh yeah and Gents- I ALWAYS give notice on the FUMA thing...surprises (while I'M down in that region) are not my favorite things either! LOL - eeek!

Oh yeah and Gents- I ALWAYS give notice on the FUMA thing...surprises (while I'M down in that region) are not my favorite things either! LOL - eeek![/quote]


this just adds to the moment unless the moment comes with the inserter just plunging without at least touching or rubbing to make sure the insertee is ready

lol