I've scripted this thread for those who don't want to read every post to catch up. It was my pleasure.
Random male poster: makes joke
Woman: agrees with jokester and makes a reference to an icky practice among kinksters.
man to woman: "you must hate men" (no reference to the man who originally made joke. We may never know if jokester hates men as the man takes no stand either way making one wonder if this is really about the joke or about hating men)
woman: "no I don't I just hate you!! but I do pee on men in YELLOW when requested and am going to make this debate a threAD real quick just in case anyone needs a golden shower out there. it's your turn to rebut, whisper man"
man: yes you do because if you liked men, you'd agree with me and be quiet already. You and this conversation is getting boring. Can we take this to another site where I can really let you know how I feel?
Woman: No thank you, you aren't worth any more time than the time it takes me to tell you that you aren't worth my time.
Now, I have many male suitors who appreciate my smokin hot body that puts many college girls to shame and love to hear me assert my strong mind. I must go as they have lined up to worship me in every way and remind me why I get on the nerves of men who disapprove of women who have learned how to use their sexual power over men even if the woman uses this power for good. It would be disrespectful for me to give you my time even to tell you off when my suitors tribute generously. I have to go now and I will try to forgive you for your shortcomings as an insecure man.
man: you are crazy, old, and fat and the menu items that you offer are gross. How old are you anyway? Hookers should retire at the age of 27, because I said so and I'm a winner, just ask me. Anyway, I prefer the company of a needy bipolar stripper having a bad hair day a week off her meds any day of the week......because those girls will give you one hell of a ride {for their age anyway but I have to trade in for a younger model when their braces come off}
woman: [crickets]
man: btw, I don't care for women's undergarments like pantyhose and girdles so don't wear them. I don't care if you think I should pay for costume requests, I'm the winner. WINNING. How ya like me now, fattie?
Woman: [more crickets]
apologetic man: I'm sorry if I insulted you, Woman. I didn't mean to hurt any feeling.
man to apologetic man: you are a pussy
man to now silent woman: oh, and forget declining on a challenge with me. I don't give you permission because I am the best insulter here and nobody can change my mind about that.
Woman: [crickets chirping, still no response from Woman]
random male poster: Woman seems hot. I like her spunk, I shall go see her and worship the Goddess she appears to be
man: I hate men who support women. He's a pussy. and the dude who apologized for possibly offending Woman, you are a wussy, which sounds like pussy, but with a "w" making it come later in the dictionary than pussy making it worse than being a pussy.
And tattoos are for women who are insecure. All inked women, even my home boy, Z's gf, proven by the fact that I have yet to find an exception and anybody elses opinion doesn't matter unless it's to agree with me. I came close to finding an inked secure woman once, but I was mistaken by no fault of my own. Tattoos: a profiling tool used by winners.
the newly appointed wussy: I am not! you have a little penis.
man accused of having a pre pubescent penis: I love women, HELLIO! I use the words "old, fat, and whore's" in the most respectful way possible. I'm, um, honest of my hurtful and damaging opinions and could care less if my opinion is only shared by two other people on this board! Their opinion matters and they like me! I simply provide the [underdog's] assessment [for the opinion of the minority otherwise known as the bargain hunters winning opinion] which provides the summary of the business issues and attitudes of the prostitutes [from my point of view but written as the general view, fyi]. That IS what the board is about. [and I know because I am]
And I am very social and don't "hide" I go to as well as throw parties all the time.... Seems that the "haters" and "wusses" live their lives here on the net though and don't venture out.....
If you had a life like mine, you'd be here reading my every word and winning with me but y'all are wussies, pussies, fat, old, and crazy and the rest of you are on my email list for the next luncheon.
I hope you enjoyed this completely fictional story I've created to amuse myself.