I will see guys as young as 25. :-) Originally Posted by KayleehotchickGood to know, I squeak by. Maybe just squeak.
Boudreaux was having a drink on the porch of this country bar. As he was standing there, a car pulled up and he could see the silouettes of a man and a women get into the back seat. Soon he could see the car start to shake (rickity, rickity, rickity)About 20 minutes later the guy's head pops up saying, I need some rest. She pulled him back down saying, I'm not finished with you yet. (rickity, rickity, rickity) Nearly an hour later, his head comes back up saying, I got to go to the bathroom. He got out of the car and ran towards the bar. As he passes Boudreaux, he says, I need some help, like reinforcements, man take care of that woman for me. Boudreaux doesn't even open the door but shoots through the open window. (rickity, rickity. rickity). About that time a squad car pulls up and the old Sheriff sees (rickity, rickity, rickity. He pulls out this long flashlight. With this thing you could spot a racoon fifty feet up a tree. He walks over to the car and jams that flashlight into the window. What's going on in here? Boudreaux says, I'm having sex with my wife. The Sheriff says, I'm sorry I didn't know. I didn't either until you shined that light in here.