HOBBYISTS & PROVIDERS ...Pet peeves top 5 what's on you list?

client taking a shit at my incall

1. When me being particular about calling to direct someone to my room when they arrive rather than just giving my room number out right away when we have never met, scares someone away and they cancel. (us providers do this for our safety, wouldn't want someone to know room number until we know you are for sure there, and aren't going to leave after getting rooms number due to potential bad intentions)
2. Bad breathe... (I like to kiss and gfe is my thing, so how will we do this if your teeth aren't brushed?)
3. Poor hygiene/not being showered. If you don't shower before you arrive, then please accept my offer to use my shower so we can both enjoy ourselves.
4. No shows/last minute cancellations
5. When discretion is not understood! Some people stick out like a sore thumb with body language and such. Do not act lost when you come to see me, do not walk the long way around the buildings, do not knock loudly, etc. I am so thankful that most guys understand this but when someone is not discreet it makes me extremely nervous.

client taking a shit at my incall Originally Posted by lowdog

Your incall? Is this account for a provider or a hobbyist?


Edit for further research...

Hmmmm....This "hobbyist" also responded he was available for an iso?

https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=106...8&postcount=11

client taking a shit at my incall Originally Posted by lowdog

Interesting...

1. Poor TCB. You request an appointment or information. She responds 12 hours later or doesn't respond at all.
2. Lying about cancelling an appointment. Was told 30 minutes before a session that her period just started. Later that day, she's posting new ads.
3. Changing the Incall location as you are arriving at the one she initially gave you. Then going BSC when you try to get the address for her new place. I left and she blew up my phone for an hour, blaming me, until I blocked her.
4. A trashy, stinky Incall. Fast food wrappers and dirty clothes everywhere. Plumbing and/or A/C not working.
5. An Incall that is dangerous and unsafe. Vagrants everywhere, razor wire on the fence, etc.

Your incall? Is this account for a provider or a hobbyist?


Edit for further research...

Hmmmm....This "hobbyist" also responded he was available for an iso?

https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=106...8&postcount=11 Originally Posted by CurvyKatie

ya i noticed that too Katie. good catch on the iso.

1) funky smell (provider or incall)2) stubble, anywhere on her
3) “you ready?”
4) if I wanted a HJ, I’d do it myself
5) lying about weight

mine have mostly been listed, but i do have one that no one has mentioned. this happens to me a lot on LC. save me the speeches..

so before i head out, confirm everything and text that i'm otw. i get an okay great back. get to the incall. text that i made it and what's the room #. silence. i call. no answer. wait another 5 minutes. text that i'll wait about another 5 minutes, and then i'm gone. set my stopwatch. 5 minutes go by. i send out another text: "i'm outta here.."

and this is the funny part. as i'm pulling out, suddenly get a phone call. i ignore it. then another. this goes on for like 5 min til i finally block her number. like, wtf..

then i post on her page: waited at her incall for 15 minutes. crickets. as soon as i told her i'm leaving, she starts blowing up my damn phone. gents, steer clear unless you like games and drama..

epilogue: i never see her ad again. who knew that being put on blast for shitty tcb could actually impact one's biz..

HMU 662-404-0663

YES SIR I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
TEXTING YOU BACK NOW SIR.

��This guys so Freaking hot I spent 2 nights in the woods getting ducked like an Animal.
In Nashville..��freakin awesome ☺.
Please check your phone sexy o responded ��

Your incall? Is this account for a provider or a hobbyist?


Edit for further research...

Hmmmm....This "hobbyist" also responded he was available for an iso?

https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=106...8&postcount=11 Originally Posted by CurvyKatie

Yes. I noticed that also... Interesting to say the least!

client taking a shit at my incall Originally Posted by lowdog

Monica Fox is that you?

I'm pretty sure this is a long running joke from WAY back in the ASPD days.

https://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p...3&postcount=36

https://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p...5&postcount=13

https://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p...4&postcount=33

My pet peeves pretty much fall in booking or setting up the meeting...

1. I can't stand when people contact me and call me babe. I feel this way in the RW too, it annoys me no matter who does it.

2. Phone calls at 4am like I am really gonna meet with someone at 4am.

3. After getting everything set up and confirming a time, etc., then he asks stupid questions that a cop would ask and I have to abort the mission and the whole meeting is ruined.

4. People who contact me and butcher the English language, "hey bb u avail 4 da good timez i gotz da dic pic 4 u"

5. Dick pics Originally Posted by CurvyKatie

These are mine pretty much, except change the gender.

As for #2 ... add #1 ... and #'s 3 and 4 .... so ...

6. Fake, outdated, and/or otherwise deceptive pics and info. (If a person has legitimate reasons to be deceptive [and there are some] ... the person should say and then confirm that the pics are "on point" as far as overall appearances .... #4 applies ... calling oneself "petite" while weighing anything over 120 according to the doctor's scales is deceptive IMO whether it's an ad, direct representation, or a hobbyist's review.)

Monica Fox is that you?

I'm pretty sure this is a long running joke from WAY back in the ASPD days.

https://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p...3&postcount=36

https://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p...5&postcount=13

https://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p...4&postcount=33 Originally Posted by B Three

Funny reads. I totally get it but what's up with the "Available" in Iso that CK listed?

He has a history of responding to guys' ISOs about pegging and ballbusting...

https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1061505894&postcount=8

And actually, he's used this joke before:

when she tells you please don't take a shit at my incall. Originally Posted by lowdog