Probably some stimulus money went to fund research that establishes the inverse relationship between income and vaginal laxity as well as the positive correlation between income and vaginal temperature. Created or saved a shitload of jobs, of course.
Great mind you have there mate. I just applied for a 'Mobile Testing Lab' grant. How ironic to call it stimulus money. I'll take the inverse research table for awhile to start, as I'm inclined to be an 'ass' man they say.
You know, I'm not sure if genetics is the prevalent stimuli for 'droopy puss'. What about the effects of non-resilient object insertion, such as tampons, cucumbers, watermellons, etc. (Just had a 'salad sister' flashback, if you were hobbying in the early '80's here.) Oh God, I don't want near that research trailer.
Ladies, is there any correlation between 'looseness' and the length of the flaps? I mean from a kind of selfish way, I'd like to know by external visual (outside the flaps) if you prefer, before Big Juan gets 'dressed' up. Just thinking. God I need to take the day off and go get laid.