If wives only knew

WOW where have you been all my life? I try all the time to get the wife to go hunting, fishing and roping with me I just can't get her off facebook! oh-well Originally Posted by ropes4fun12981

Sorry, Ropes....get in line, pal....I have "dibs" on this little lady. One of my fantasies is hanging out with Chelsea on the dock, a bottle of chilled Grey Goose on ice, and tossing a line in every so often. If the fish ain't bitin', oh well....time to throw some blankets on the ground, get "comfortable", and enjoy a little slap and tickle under a big, blue Texas sky. Oh, yeah....

Well, time to get back to writing that Great American (x-rated) novel.....

Consider viewing The Firm. Cue the movie to the scene in that great dining spot in Memphis when the character played by Tom Cruise tells his wife of his infidlity on the beach in Grand Cayman.

Look closely at his wife's changed demeanor.

I really thing her reaction was closer to reality than what I've read here.

Anyone ever remember the show "The Mind of a Married Man" on HBO?

Great show only for 1 season. In there he visits a AMP and she ultimately finds out as I recall. It didn't go well... and I'd say that 90%+ wives would react the same way if it was an AMP, ISO or whatever. Just my 2 pesos.

-Falcon

My guy's wife probably saw the light because she gets nothing in the divorce if it happens...

But still, it's a neat thought.

Well that changes the dynamic considerably.

...With that being said , if I ever do find the right one and decide to get married, I can only hope to find someone as nice, well manered, polite, respectful, and considerate as the vast majority of the guys I have had dealings with here in the hobby world.

I also hope that I could take away from this life the understanding that a fellow can still be a great husband, dad , and hub of a good family life.

At this point in my journey thru life I believe a descrete play session outside the bounds of marrage actually might be a good thing as long as home life is not being neglected. Originally Posted by chelsea simms

chelsea, a most excellent post!!
and your last paragraph is right on.

i just dont think many wives or girlfriends would cotton to the fact that her guy is out cavorting w/ other women, whether he gives them things or gives them money. unless she is a very open minded woman.

ROTFLMFAO!!!! Now THAT is funny! Originally Posted by LovingKayla

Hmmm, come to think about it...using "Loving Glenna" and "is right" in the same sentence IS pretty hilarious.

It was just lying there and I had to hit it.

Have had an on-agin, off-again GF for a few years. Great lady, nice to look at, bright, ambitious, good heart and soul, many shared interests etc...except sex. She simply can take it or leave it. And when she's interested, it's always nice, but very vanilla. Making matters worse, I'm no the worlds greatest lover and I think she might have been a nun in a previous life. The source of our break ups has always been lack of sex, since the quarterly plan isn't acceptable to me.

I was conflicted because I believe in monogamy and commitment, and exited the hobby when we were seeing each other exclusively. Yet the lack of sex always came between us, and we'd end up separating. It was a self perpetuating cycle.

After some soul searching, i finally realized that I wasn't interested in seeking someone new...to much time and energy, and at my age I can't stand the games. Plus, she's really the "near perfect" friend and companion.

So the hobby allows me some release (even though I'd prefer to play with the GF only) and takes the pressure off her for sex, allowing the relationship to remain happy and intact.

Matter of fact, the other day she looked at me and said, "Do you hate me because we never have sex?" I simply looked at her and replied, "No sweetie, it's just not that important anymore."

Just my $0.02 humbly submitted. Originally Posted by Tony Patella

Don't leave us in suspense Tony, who is the GF having sex with?

Sorry, couldn't resist!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynqyu...endscreen&NR=1

I just hope that when you do get to fuck your wife - you fuck her at least twice as hard - as you imagine the dirty little deeds you were doing to me the last time we met.

Just remember that she's not me - cuz she may not be down with all the things I am.

hee hee - Alllll Right. (QUAGMIRE)

TNT Angie...Can I be your wife? Well for an hour or so???

I think my wife of 33 years would initially be shocked, then mad, then sad, then really, really mad about the money I've spent. She would want to see what you ladies look like and I'd show her the pics I've accumulated of y'all. I can imagine the look on her face and her reaction: "Those beautiful girls went to bed...with YOU? They weren't grossed out?" If only she was in to sex...like y'all do it...

She really is my best friend and when sex between us happens, there's nothing like barebacking your best friend.

My wife knows. She thinks you ladies are the greatest.

I'm a spoiled little sh*t!

It'd start with...

1. If you'd just learn to do THAT with your mouth........afterall..it seems to be moving all the time.

2. Since you're convinced my head's up my ass, I simply found somoen to use a finger or two instead!

3. If I can swallow my pride enough to stay married to you the least you can do is swallow something too!

4. I got tired of spraying grease whenever YOU spread your legs!

5. Nice when someone other than just me wants some sex!

6. I'd pay you too if you were as good as her! Originally Posted by txcwby6

This

If my wife put out, I wouldn't need to hobby. Originally Posted by corona

and that.

"4. I got tired of spraying grease whenever YOU spread your legs!"


That one had me rolling!


And this: "She really is my best friend and when sex between us happens, there's nothing like barebacking your best friend."

Is SOOOOOOOO true.