Medical Emergency During Session

^ FIFY Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Okay. That was funny. I'll always give credit when I laugh...I have no doubt that this is some political forum beef between you guys but I'm not going to look because you guys post a lot and I'm too lazy to even look up my own posts, let alone others'.

I have no beef with LL (in his mind I do) I was just auto-correcting his "I have a friend speech"

One does not typically get to choose how one's ticket gets punched, so if I got to choose, getting fucked to death by a fine woman sounds better than the vast majority of alternatives.

Watch out ladies: some of those medical alert bracelets say "DO NOT RESUSCITATE."

Watch out ladies: some of those medical alert bracelets say "DO NOT RESUSCITATE." Originally Posted by NMEufdaST8

In all seriousness I guess they better start checking for these bracelets.

Let me go on a tangent for a sec.....what if the guy has a pace maker or some other issue and dies during the act and his wife sues the Provider (who called 911 and showed up) for causing undo excitement that led to his death. I'm not sure there's precedent at the moment but I can see it happening eventually. Sue the provider for loss of companionship and needless pain and suffering for conspiring against her. I know there's a lot that would have to be proven in court such as did she even know he was married but I can still see this scenario playing out one day.

LOL
I grew up in a small one school Texas Countryside Town.
I can teach you some Southern Slang = Ghetto Fabulous Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

so lets hear it....btw this is how you go from 0 to 100 real quick. (professional to ghetto)

One of our long gone providers used to have an IED handy because one of her clients had a MI and almost died. Originally Posted by sharkman29

Wow! How great of her. They are expensive.
I been wanting to get one because CPR just doesn't cut it.

Get me back into some clothes, skin my wallet of any remaining cash and drop me off at a bus stop. Then call 911 from my own cell phone and leave.

^ FIFY Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

You fixed it for yourself. And you actually call others "immature"!

You're the one in the Political Forum who was talking about how you are strapped like a "mutherfucker" ... not me! I just asked you if you did Greek also.

And I didn't have to change a thing you posted. Just quoted you.

You're the one in the Political Forum who was talking about how you are strapped like a "mutherfucker" ... Originally Posted by LexusLover

I mentioned that because some dude mentioned kicking me in the head....and for sure i would represent the very last person he would ever kick....FACT i put that on your grandma

Its true I'm full of rage and have a lot of anger behind me...but that's neither here nor there....stay in your lane and all is good

Should you find a client that begins to have shortness of breath, profusely sweating, slurred speech, dizziness, blurred vision,extremity weakness, back or chest pains. These are all signs and symptoms of stroke and heart attack. At this point your cover is blown and its save a life or watch the sum bitch die. Depending on how bad things are call 911 and start CPR. As far as the story and following the ambulance to the hospital that's really your own personal choice. Personally I think calling 911 and getting help is enough. I wouldn't hang around nor go to hospital.

Here are some things that's happen to me... In real life I had a sleep over with a new girlfriend things were cool. Then we had sex. She went to crying after sex, and asked if I wanted her to leave. Honestly it blew my mind and I didn't know what to say nor do! I said no don't go it was late. It was just Awkward!!!
2. Saw a provider one time when had a couple cocktails. She had started before she got to appointment. I brought a bottle she drank 1/4 of a bottle of vodka and passed out. I let her sleep awhile. Then I got her up dressed her as that my time window had run out and I needed to go because I could not explain where I was. So after she dressed I put her in my vehicle and drove to McDonalds and I bought her some French fries to sober her up. I put her in her car and told her I have to go. Please do not drive til your better. I could not leave her in the room I was afraid she may aspirate. It was in my name. People often aspirate when under the influence (vomit and it gets in their lungs and they die.) So that was the best I could do for that situation this was over a 3 hour period.

Note To Self: Jojo must sign a waiver before any future shenanigans Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

We've already discussed this type of session, consider my waiver signed!!

so lets hear it....btw this is how you go from 0 to 100 real quick. (professional to ghetto)

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

My word!! LOL Somebody lost their manners.

Yep, a small country azz town like that bugs and all
close

I like this guy, his reports can get racy when he speaks up.

We've already discussed this type of session, consider my waiver signed!!
Originally Posted by jojodancer15

Oh jeezers