Grapefruited.....Oranged????

Grace Preston's Avatar
Now remember ladies, grapefruit is a natural fat burner, so you can be losing weight while you're suckin' dick.
How bout one of those "cuties"? Originally Posted by tbone77494
....like a hallway.
Russ38's Avatar
No way, eh. Only thing I want cucumbered is my salad and I don't mean while it's being tossed. Originally Posted by strongbad
Speaking of salads....

FBSMLUVR's Avatar
Speaking of salads....


Originally Posted by Russ38
Omfg! I'm so glad I already ate my lunch! Lol
kerwil62's Avatar
Russ gotdamn man!!!

That's some sick ass shit!!!
Russ38's Avatar
Fucking hilarious at the end when her shit pipe gapes and dry heaves....
FBSMLUVR's Avatar
Dry heaves....wtf LOL!!!!!!!
Dammit, you guys ruin everything. Nasty ass girl. What is that? A turnip?
looks like an onion she should have chewed better

yeah maybe turnip

not sure what collard bulbs look like

Shes definitely a southern girl.
chicagoboy's Avatar
I wonder if she took a leek first.
I wonder if she took a leek first. Originally Posted by chicagoboy
first she leeks and then she leaves
Seedy's Avatar
  • Seedy
  • 04-21-2015, 05:40 PM
looks like an onion she should have chewed better

yeah maybe turnip

not sure what collard bulbs look like

Shes definitely a southern girl. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Collards do not have bulbs. That was a turnip, and it is a modified stem, if I remember taxonomy correctly. Russ you are one sick midget fucking son of a bitch....LMFAO
Moonlight Graham's Avatar
This is all too fruity for me.
Twinkles ...... That's all I am saying
the minute that shit touched my dick I would be out of there.