Your Sexual Bucket List

I want a bunch of midgets that I can paint blue to be made to look like smurf's and then have my way with them Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

From Tracy Bonham's - Behind Every Good Woman (Lies a Trail of Men) *hehe*

Something tells me that Snow White
Is smarter than we think
Seven men of perfect height
Seven noses pink

Uh, could happen...

*What a smart girl that Snow White! If I weren't so short, dwarves & smurfs would work, but think I'm gonna need a step stool.

Kat, I know what wonderful things you can do with your step stool...

Are you 'back in action'???

G

Oh yes my dear

From Tracy Bonham's - Behind Every Good Woman (Lies a Trail of Men) *hehe*

Something tells me that Snow White
Is smarter than we think
Seven men of perfect height
Seven noses pink

Uh, could happen...

*What a smart girl that Snow White! If I weren't so short, dwarves & smurfs would work, but think I'm gonna need a step stool. Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

Kat, I know what wonderful things you can do with your step stool...

Are you 'back in action'???

G Originally Posted by Gentleman

But, sadly my nether regions are not quite ready for prime time players.

I can use the step stool for leverage to give you a lovely massage, though, and the NE is quite "fluffy" these days with occasional white clouds. If I can't be worshipped, at least I can worship the bodies of others! LOL

Nuff said...

Thanks for checking, Handsome... XOXOX

I want all these ladies at the same time

Bentley Stars




Delanie Smith




Delanie's friend Essense(the blond) who's not on this site yet





Madison May





Petite'N'Lovely







Versace





I have a big bucket

in zero gravity
underwater (maybe SCUBA)
with identical twins
with a nun
in front of a large crowd
on/in one of the existing Wonders of the World as well as one of the Modern Wonders of the World
in a balloon
with a daughter (18+) in front of her parents
...
I better stop.

I don't have a sexy bucket list, but I absolutely have a to-do list.

1) former professor
2) former boss
3) former history teacher from high school

Sadly, I've only crossed off number 1. Still flirt like the dickens with number 2. Waiting for my 10 year high school reunion for number 3! Also, um, I sense a theme.

I think Im the only dude here that hasent banged 2 chicks at once..........even most of the ladies here have had 2 other ladies.

I still just want my 3-some with 2 hotties. Originally Posted by atxbrad

Brad... your birthday is less than a month away... you should arrange to make that happen!

As for my list, it seems as I think of things, I end up doing them, and crossing them off. Some random ideas I haven't seen posted yet:

• Arrange to "meet" a provider at a bar, flirt with her, and then take her up to my room and have some fun.
• Join the mile high club
• Getting paid by a lady (or the friend of a lady) for 'services rendered'

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I have never had sex on a boat. Hopefully now that I live in Austin and will be experiencing my very first lake season soon...this won't remain a fact for much longer!

Ok... I'll bite... My bucket list...well, I've done most of it, but as for what to do? (1) an on-premise club with a woman who is really into it, and (2) a return to one that I lived out 10 years ago... a hot tub at a hotel with an eager woman ;-)

I have never had sex on a boat. Hopefully now that I live in Austin and will be experiencing my very first lake season soon...this won't remain a fact for much longer! Originally Posted by KaraLynnKelley

I'd like ONE more overnight with the long, tall, girl of my wettest dreams ... now retired from H-town.

I've pretty much done everything I've fantasized about. In fact I did most of it before I was 30.

OK -- maybe a good blumpkin!

1. Making love on a mountain top with an incredible view (summer time or warm weather)
2. The SCUBA thing intrigues me so maybe doing it for the novelty under crystal clear waters in a setting like the Caribbean.

I've pretty much tried anything else that I'm interested in or had on my list. So I guess it's a short one

Actually I just thought of one more. Back in the 80's some friends who had been to Thailand told me about this basket ahmm, contraption? They said two girls would get you to lay on a table and make you hard. A basket was suspended above with one girl inside. They would twist the basket, hoist it over your erect penis and then, after a sufficient "fluffing" from the two girls would lower the basket with the girl inside and her vagina onto your penis as the basket was spinning. Reportedly it was impossible for most guys to not ejaculate.
Anyone here know anything about or tried this? It's been 20+ years since the details were told to me so I'm curious if anyone's had any first hand experience with it.

SCUBA sex? You're not afraid of your balls blowing up under all the water pressure?

Tanks for the mammaries?

I wasn't looking to go to Submarine depth Yssup, lol! Maybe 30-40 ft down?