I'm not even mad...

I think she's a crazy bitch.

Makes me wanna see her so bad...

As I'm sure this thread will keep going - I laugh every time I see it. Because, I don't think of Jemma as "angry" mad

but a different kind of mad:

or something.... Originally Posted by idiot savant

Well, it took an idiot to notice, but finally someone said something about it..
Mad, as in a mad dog, or mad scientist, refers to rabid or insane. Angry I think is the term OP wished to express. Although Jemma may not be angry, she is upset enough to begin this thread. That said, we all know reviews ate only one side of the story. It is within Jemma's right to post her side of the story here in coed. Most reviews are highly opinionated and are to be taken as such.

As I'm sure this thread will keep going - I laugh every time I see it. Because, I don't think of Jemma as "angry" mad



but a different kind of mad:



or something.... Originally Posted by idiot savant

Unique? So what. She's an exemplar of the truism that hooktards are people too, not robots, and susceptible to human foibles same as anyone else. I think some of y'all are poking at her with a stick for the same reason I used to chase girls with my pet hognosed snake back in the 4th grade....(but I never chased girls with my venomous snakes...)

So - you are saying we are insecure, attention craving, immature fucktards? Or, are you insinuating that we all have a secret crush on Jemma?

Probably all of the above.

So many hookers living in or visiting Houston............and so many idiots constantly drawn to the 4-5 bat shit crazy ones. If only they were like bug zappers, the net increase in population average I.Q. would be staggering.

Sorry in advance.... My plane is running 2 hrs late....

Airport bars are more fun than the rest...

So - you are saying we are insecure, attention craving, immature fucktards? Or, are you insinuating that we all have a secret crush on Jemma?

Probably all of the above. Originally Posted by idiot savant

Naw. I'm saying that is a pretty fair description of me in the 4th grade (and for a while after that I'd just as soon leave unremarked), and if present day Icky fucktards note the resemblance between that and their difficulty to stroll past Jemma's cage without giving it a rattle that might be a good thing for their personal growth.

I never met Jemma but her persona reminds me of the Soup Nazi...the Soup Nazi of Pussy! The soup was good...when you could get it, and when the Soup Nazi wanted to make it good. But it wasn't ever a sure thing.

Just another less than average whore.........nothing new here

I think some of y'all are poking at her with a stick for the same reason I used to chase girls with my pet hognosed snake back in the 4th grade... Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

And now we're chasing the girls with a one-eyed snake. I see no difference, except now the girls don't run away as often. They actually like my snake. Pet it and kiss it... Maybe not Jemma, but others. I'll admit, I used to have a lil crush on Jemma. However it was not well received.

and Crazy.
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
And honestly, she's pretty damn Hot, and only a lil bit Crazy.

I think she's a crazy bitch.
Makes me wanna see her so bad... Originally Posted by RickyGshots

Ricky, you should seek help with that. No hurry though, it can wait til after you see her...

The whore NCNS... I had to rent a Chevy pickup......

At least I can pickup a truck load of pussy tomorrow ...


BM ... You gotz lots of purdy boxes ... Just look.

and Crazy.
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
And honestly, she's pretty damn Hot, and only a lil bit Crazy.



Ricky, you should seek help with that. No hurry though, it can wait til after you see her...
Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

LMFAO!!!

Regarding my last review, I find it amusing how someone can call me a 30 year old weirdo.

First...
The guy was 30 minutes late and made me wait. He didn't talk much so it made things uncomfortable, and I had to do most of the talking.

Second...
It doesn't matter how nice you are to someone, if you don't live up to their expectations then they'll try to put you down.

Third...
From what I could read are lies. If you're going to write a NO review at least be honest. I am 24 years old. I am not the one who is a weirdo. Everyone is different, has different beliefs, and acts differently. This guy obviously didn't like my personality.

Most of you think that I am that same girl who has rules up her ass and is mean to every single guy. Nope, if any of you have read, things have changed. I'm sorry the guy had a bad time, but I was as nice as I could be.

If he had read my ad stating what I do and don't offer maybe it would have have him knowledge about DFK and boob play.

All I have to say is...treat us nicely, or things won't go well for you.

I have so many haters on here and equal amount of lovers. Not everyone clashes. Originally Posted by Jemma Martin

Don't blame the reviewer. Blondes age fast. I know because I have seen them in my civil dating life. Even if you are really 24, all the tanning and makeup can make you look easily 30, or more.

Is she mad yet?

Is she mad yet? Originally Posted by dearhunter

so mad she's only added 1 post to this thread.