Hot Vs Crazy

Whatever. My winning attributes place me firmly in the girlfriend zone. LOL Originally Posted by Tiffani Jameson

Lol at Tiffani - probably one of the most sane woman on this board.

I'm def in the fun/girlfriend/wife zone - depending on your taste in women. Not a bad place to be.

Friggin hilarious, NYr. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

please, all providers and strippers are in the danger zone.
any guy on a SHMB likes that zone
just how deep is a matter of how deep into each clients wants to go
for level of danger they can handle and still like

Definitely a unicorn here, but probably wife/friend zone since most don't believe in unicorns.

Must say, I thought the male chart was pretty funny too. Seems your clip was shortened Nyr. Hehe

http://youtu.be/sBD8xzs7q-o

Well this totally explains why I cannot lose weight.

I am sane, if I were to lose weight, I would be hot and would have to go insane.

I see now, it all balances out Originally Posted by GracePreston

I'd rather be thick than bat shit crazy lol

What I would like to see now is the Provider's analysi of the Hobbyist. Jillian, ?? Would you do it. I can't wait. Originally Posted by doug_dfw

Only if you help!

Well this totally explains why I cannot lose weight.

I am sane, if I were to lose weight, I would be hot and would have to go insane.

I see now, it all balances out Originally Posted by GracePreston

Yeah huh.

I'd rather be thick than bat shit crazy lol Originally Posted by Bridgette Ann

Dear girl, all females are bat shit crazy. Thick, thin, young, old, smart, stupid, etc. Its all about how the female keeps the crazy under wraps or controls the crazy.

Thinck of it like lava in a volcano. The lava sits and bubbles, sometimes for centuries ... but sooner or later the volcano blows and lava and ash are sent out to destroy the happy villages that have resided close to the volcano.

what's that song??? "the danger zone" from top gun
"Highway to the Danger Zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Right into the Danger Zone"
NOT FOR ME!!!!!!!!


anyhoo, ladies is this true??? vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judmaktIxvY


and all, how true is this wrt your current life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psr2LJZxqZ0

she seems pretty sharp.

Crazy, hot chicks fuck the best. There's nothing more thrilling than fucking a chick that might stab you.

Its all about how the female keeps the crazy under wraps or controls the crazy. Originally Posted by pyramider

Crazy, hot chicks fuck the best. There's nothing more thrilling than fucking a chick that might stab you. Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj

LMFAO! So True!!!

what's that song??? "the danger zone" from top gun
"Highway to the Danger Zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Right into the Danger Zone"
NOT FOR ME!!!!!!!!




anyhoo, ladies is this true??? vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judmaktIxvY


and all, how true is this wrt your current life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psr2LJZxqZ0

she seems pretty sharp. Originally Posted by pmdelites

I have watched this over 10 times and still get mascara running down my cheeks from laughing so hard! Good one pmdelites

Have you cleaned out your fridge?

Nope...I like to EAT you all alive!!

Have you cleaned out your fridge? Originally Posted by pyramider

Some are fruitier than others?

Nope...I like to EAT you all alive!! Originally Posted by Bliss of DFW

Some are fruitier than others? Originally Posted by pyramider

Just their taint and dangling death parts

Taint does not need to be sweetened, just munch as is ...