Back on topic, banging AOC,
As for me, yes I would take AOC out drinking and pretend to be a wimpy libtard while I made up crazy stories about hanging out with Bernie at a hippie commune, blowing up army recruiting stations with Bill Ayers, how best to sabotage Amazon's business strategies, and why Karl Marx was the greatest economist who ever lived.
After we wound up back at her place and hastily ripped each other's clothes off, I would tie her to the bed posts and make her wear a MAGA hat while I eagerly slammed the big salami home. Then I would quickly disappear, post the naked MAGA pic of her on twitter the next day and laugh while she tried to explain what happened to her millions of idiot followers.
Originally Posted by lustylad
My fantasy is much more elaborate. It starts with wining and dining. Then a night of passionate love, so that Alexandria, or Sandy as her friends call her, is left thoroughly satisfied by Little Tiny. Still tipsy, she falls into a deep sleep.
She starts to dream. First she's visited by the Ghost of Socialism Past. The first Ghost takes her back to Sweden in the first half of the 20th century, a very prosperous place compared to most of the rest of the world, because of laissez faire capitalism. Then she sees it slip into a funk, because of massive government intervention in the economy and skyrocketing taxes. And come back from the edge through a return to free market policies. Afterwards she's transported to Socialist Britain in the 1970's. After that it only gets worse. She sees Stalin's Gulags, Mao's re-education camps, and Pol Pot's killing fields.
She briefly wakes up from the bad dream, and falls asleep again. This time she's visited by the Ghost of Socialism Present (GSP). The GSP has a difficult job, because virtually every country in the world has determined socialism doesn't work, a lesson lost on Alexandria and Bernie. But there's still North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela. She sees abject poverty, people without enough to eat, while a small elite live high on the hog.
Finally the Ghost of Socialism's Future comes to see Sandy. She sees herself, President of the United States of America. People are poor, the economy is in shambles. The large companies and entrepreneurs that could leave the country have. The others have been starved of capital through extortionate taxation. There are no jobs. Unemployment has skyrocketed. The majority of people live off the government dole. The government does hand out free food, but the lines are long, because with no natural gas or oil the farmers don't have the fertilizers, tractors, etc. to raise crops. And the diesel trucks to transport the food to market no longer exist. There are no planes, and frequent brownouts and blackouts when the wind doesn't blow or the sun doesn't shine, or the money just doesn't exist to pay for the spare parts at the utilities.
Then Sandy sees herself, in a red felt Che hat, flanked by her minister of the interior, Ilhan Abbdullahi Omar. There's a line of capitalists along a trench facing a firing squad. Ilhan Omar gives the signal and they're all gunned down.
Sandy wakes up. She's ecstatic! It was all only a dream! She decides to become the Pat Moynihan of the Democratic Party. Or maybe she becomes a Republican -- you can write your own ending. She introduces legislation to do what Sweden did in the 1990's -- reduce government by a third; return to a budget surplus, reduce income taxes and abolish taxes on wealth, gifts and inheritance. Liberalize markets, promote free trade. Implement choice and competition in the public sector. And she even ends pay-as-you-go social security and replaces it with defined contributions and private accounts.***
And she tells me, Tiny, you're the best I've ever had. You can bang me whenever you want.
The end.
****This is a good summary of what happened in Sweden. AOC and Bernie want America to become like Sweden in the 1980's, which is a sure fire way to make all of us poorer:
https://www.cato.org/publications/po...essons-america
